Tour de France delayed due to llamas sitting on roads.

this is it. this is my aesthetic. I’ve finally found it.

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

If any of you ‘startle’ me you’re getting blocked

Horror movie trailer editors struggling to find a children’s nursery rhyme that already hasn’t been used for a different horror movie trailer

*creepy child’s voice singing* Milk milk…. lemonade… ‘round the corner… fudge is made

g l v m

Hinder: a dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them

can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know

This entire election year has felt like one giant Onion article.

you were named after two of the bravest people I ever knew

Shakira Shakira