Hello friends I am here

fool me once, shame on u; fool me twice, shame on u again for taking advantage of my compassionate & forgiving nature!!!!!! how dare u

The thing with statistics - via

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

Duh… wtf yu think it’s so many Spanish street names lol

^ and whole cities. Los Angeles? San Francisco? lol

Thank you!!!!!!!

When you send the purple pickle emoji 🍆 and she send the tongue emoji 👅 right back

….the eggplant emoji?

.. is ellen gonna fuck the tiger

Thank you Trevor

I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it

Violets are Blue

Michael Jackson sang Thriller

speaking of hot topic the inactive register just had tiny text that danced across the screen and said “hert terpic” and I felt like I was seeing a ghost

that boy you just called a krusty krab? his name is patrick

THE SUBREDDIT FUCKIN KILLS ME

me: hey art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor* me: okay!

i think turtles are a big threat to our national security

may i ask why

no

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!” (z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

I can’t even read French and I’m laughing my ass off

This is good

i can’t believe i used to think people my age were adults

the older you are reading this post the funnier it is

i’ve studied the titty

what you learn?

it’s good