Why tiptoe into hell when you can backflip into a cannonball. I like Mackenzie’s style.

#GetTinaThick2017

I’m convinced he a nature demigod or be using pheromones

I’m the screaming at the last second

cuz im strong

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

what team!?!?!?!?

i’m gonna make a movie where two normal ladies fall in love. everything’s chill, no age gap, they’re both out of the closet, their families love them, everything’s fine. the catch is that one lady has a cat and the other lady never figured out what the cat’s name was cause the Owner Lesbian ALWAYS uses a dumb nickname and now it’s been three years and they’re getting married and it’s too late to just ask

I don’t even care how this happened

What really bothers me is that staff thinks it needs to make this site “safe for children” like have you seen this place? Get rid of the pedophiles and child porn by all means please, make it safe for teens sure, but no 9 year old should be using tumblr so I think you’re in the clear there. I don’t get it like what did staff just wake up one morning, and look at this site like

“…Hmm…”

GREAT USE OF JOHN MULANEY REFERENCE

GOOD JOB OP

how??

When you reach That Point after hours of socializing

reblog for noises

mood ring contact lenses

this reads like a shit post but honestly this slaps

“Birds evolved from dinosaurs.” While this statement is technically true it isn’t very useful and thus is a misconception of the relationship among avian, dinosaurs, and reptiles. Not only did birds evolve from dinosaurs — birds ARE dinosaurs.

You know the gays love a reveal and she’s giving us everything we wanted

I’m sweating just watching this.