this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

this whole time we joked about cats staring at spirits or demons or whatever.

$10 says it was just pokemon we didn’t have the technology to see

TIPS POKEMON GO DOESN’T TELL YOU

These tips are extremely important! Here is the source

15. The footprints you see on your nearby key is nothing but a radius of your ‘nearby’ pokemon. If there’s three footprints, that type of pokemon is 300 meters away. If there is two, it is 200 meters away. And so on.

14. Transferring a pokemon gives you candy!!

13. EDITED: The shield icon in your shop says how many free items you have! You get one free item a day! BUT ONLY IF YOUR POKEMON IS ASSIGNED TO A GYM.

12. When a green ring is around your pokemon while your trying to catch it, that means you should throw the pokeball when the ring is at its smallest. Shrink the ring by holding your finger over your pokemon. Pokemon with red or orange rings are much harder to catch, but berries, which you can purchaseor find, make it easier.

11. (copied and pasted this one because I can’t explain it?) To throw a curveball (which are worth more XP, but you risk burning through Pokéballs to do so), simply hold on the Pokéball and make a rotating motion until it sparkles - similar to how you modify items in Super Mario Maker.Once this has happened, let it fly - and most likely miss - but eventually you’ll get the hang of it. Combine with a Lucky Egg to double your base XP, and you’ll be ranking up in no time.

10. YOUR APP IS NOT TRACKING POKEMON WHEN THE GAME IS NOT PULLED UP. AND IT’S NOT COUNTING YOUR STEPS EITHER.

9. for the love of all that is charmander, turn BATTERY SAVER MODE ON. IT’S A LIFESAVER. WHEN TURNING IT ON, TIP YOUR PHONE UPSIDE DOWN AND IT WILL TURN THE SCREEN OFF, BUT NOT THE GAME. IT WILL STILL TRACK AND COUNT YOUR STEPS.

8. wHAT A LIFESAVER. When your pokemon get completely knocked tf out, don’t use a bunch of expensive crap to bring em back. Just evolve your pokemon. Brand new health bar.

7. TAKE A BREAK. STAND AROUND IN THE SAME SPOT FOR A FEW MINUTES. After walking for a while, the game triggers cool pokemon and stuff to congratulate the fact you are moving your body. and to actually have a good chance of getting it, you gotta just stop and wait for it to come to you. Which it will.

6. This is an easy one, YOU CAN NAME POKEMON.

5. (this is really important so to make sure my poijt gets across i’m copying and pasting) When you get close to a PokéStop, yes it will change shape, but you need to tap on it to zoom in, swipe as fast as you can on the picture itself (it’ll be a real snap, taken from Google Maps), then the icon will produce items and you can hoover them up. This can be done once every five or so minutes, as many times as you like.Bonus tip: Due to how every item and element of progress is synched with Niantic’s servers, after you’ve set the picture disk spinning, simply hit the ‘X’ quit button and any requisite items will automatically be added to your inventory, meaning you don’t have to wait for the animation to stop. People have used this as a means to perform 'drive-by PokéStops’, as it’s especially useful in traffic.

4. See blades of grass rustling? Or any other kind of map animation? Go there. That means it is probably filled with some pokemon. Or at least one pokemon is there. From my experience, at least. Always remember: THE GAME KNOWS YOUR LAND TYPE. THEY KNOW WHERE RIVERS, LAKES, FIELDS, ROADS, AND EVERYTHING IS. USE IT TO YOUR ADVANTAGE TO FIND POKEMON.

3. (VERY IMPORTANT SO COPY AND PASTE) BATTLING IN GYMS: First you’ll need to level up to 5, and then claim a neutral gray-coloured one for yourself, or head up to a coloured gym (meaning it’s owned by members of the three teams, Instinct, Mystic, Valor), as therein you’ll get the option to battle their Pokémon one on one.Depending on how many real-world people have staked their claim at that specific spot, the person with the highest combined CP (Combat Power) will be the default 'Leader’ (who you’ll face last), with all others simply being trainers you need to get through on your way to the top.Note, battles are NOT turn-based. Instead, you swipe left and right to dodge and can tap on your opponent to do as much damage as fast as possible. The only 'tactic’ outside of evasion is keeping an eye on your special meter, but chances are the fight will be over before it’s maxed out. After you win, depending on how many people you need to get through, the gym may still be coloured - so repeat the process until it’s gray, and then plant your metaphorical flag.Once you do, you’re then free to be the Leader of that gym, providing you can keep your CP high enough.

2. You’re gonna be crushed when you first try dominating other teams. But it’s okay! Your special attack meter is always rising while battling with a certain pokemon, and you can use it later on to really take out your enemies. Find it by picking a pokemon and scrolling down to their abilities.

1. To make sure you don’t lose your data during a server crash, turn the game completely off, that means going to the app manager for some phones, and rebooting it. DO NOT leave it active during a server crash and try to come back. Although I’ve never lost my data during a server crash, it could happen. But there’s a 99.9 percent chance it’s still there and you’ll get it back.

For more details, click the link I put in the beginning~

Some Pokemon Go Tips

Just some things I’ve learned that when I share some people don’t seem to know yet! 

I think that’s all I’ve learned so far. Send me an ask or message if you want me to add or change any info here! Happy hunting!!!! 

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

do i like you or have i been emotionless for too long

do i like you or do i like your yugioh cards

im still working on style shit so heres a little update with a terezi a dirk and some roxys

next tumblr update is gonna be staff wiping your following list and making you follow 250 random people to “broaden your horizons” or some shit

available here

tumblr staff finally snaps. theyrw mad their users are better at coding than them

Dog Phone Cases by CaseCavern

hey can someone like,, explain how to play pokemon go in a simple way? i have no fuckin clue how to play it ive never played pokemon in my life

1: friendo I'm gonna like mail you every Pokemon game I have 2: this is really late so you've probably figured it out already but for anyone who doesn't know here's the basic stuff- -you walk around, and the more you walk around the more Pokemon you'll see and be able to catch -to catch a Pokemon you gotta drag (flick?) the pokeball from the bottom of the screen up to the Pokemons little green hoop that appears once you tap and hold the pokeball -pokestops are places that you can get cool stuff. To do that you just spin the little circle that has the picture of the place on it -if you get an egg go to your Pokemon (the little pokeball or symbol or whatever's at the bottom of the default walking screen will open up the menu) and there should be a tab up at the top that says eggs go to that, tap on the egg, and put it in the incubator (i don't remember all the steps but you'll figure it out) -gyms are places that you can train your Pokemon once you hit level five. Ask professor willow about that by pressing tips on the top right of the menu because I haven't hit five yet -that's all I know rn!

okay, listen for a sec. We all know the “”“"American”“”“” Harry Potter universe houses are trash for many, many reasons. One of the reasons is that America is too big to have just one wizarding school where there are only 4 houses, right? so I propose that we in MA instead start sorting ourselves into these exclusive New England houses I made up as I wrote this post:

-Dunked Donut (those who are loyal to their ideals, strong-willed and hardworking but susceptible to black-and-white thinking)

-Duck Boat (those with a hunger for life experience, sharp and analytical but also impulsive and desperate for thrills)

-Lobster (those who are blue-blood types with a taste for power and the intelligence to lead effectively but tend to be overzealous and can’t appreciate the subtleties of teamwork)

-Murphy, they’re literally just the Dropkick Murphys we made a whole house for them and none of them even attend the school it’s just in case one of them shows up one day

Florida Houses:

-Sunburn

-Gator

-Pub sub

-Gun

California Houses: -In n Out

-Chili Peppers -Redwood

-Drought 

Tennessee Houses:

-Mountain Dewds

-Cowboys without Horses

-Drunken Housewifes

-Dead Deer Collectors

Oregon Houses:

- Sasquatch

- Dysentary

- Hippies

- Hipsters

Missouri Houses:

-Tornados

-Corn

-Suburban Deer

-Mosquitos

New York Houses:

-Bacon, egg, and cheese

-Road Rage

-Constant Yelling

-Pizza

Illinois Houses:

- Corn AND Soybeans

- Chicago

- Not Chicago

- Blagojevich

Colorado Houses:

- Mountain

- NRA Farmers

- Brewery

- Coffee Shop