That One Classics Kid

i have such a bad diet my cells have unionized and refuse to work unless i eat an orange

I think that’s called scurvy

me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious*

me: wtf. why

Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!

Gillian Anderson at the premiere of The X-Files: Fight the Future in Los Angeles, (June 11, 1998).

They have nine beverages between the two of them

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

So was anyone gonna tell me that water isn’t a beverage or was I just stopped to find out in a Tumblr post about thirsty celebrities

— Søren Kierkegaard (1813-1855), from “Christian Discourses: The Crisis and a Crisis in the Life of an Actress ”, edited and translated from the Danish by Howard V. Hong and Edna H. Hong.

If you’re not following Karen Kilgariff on Twitter I feel bad for you.

watch russian doll on netflix

TODAY THEY WERE ADOPTED

FACTS!

it’s meme time Bitch

when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you everyday” that hurt me

Tuca & Bertie is the sort of adult cartoon that feels like it’s like other cartoons… except it’s better. I can make a whole list but I’ll just note here that it’s got that Bro feel minus misogyny and their Adult content isn’t raunchy.

I say that having watched BoJack Horseman. The difference is that BoJack is about mental health and cultural critique whereas Tuca & Bertie is about friendship and adulting. The former is cynical, the latter is indulgent. Both have merit. I just want more indulgence.

I will be as obnoxious as I need to be in order for more people to try this show because it’s so diverse and brilliantly written. We need more adult cartoons like Tuca & Bertie.

Here’s a cool trick to see if a man actually respects you: try disagreeing with him