The Universe Is Inside Us All

we all must get weirder and more queer. i am completely serious and genuine and this is urgent. please get weirder and gayer now. if you see me acting weird and gay mind your business a little bit.

Jokes on me I don't know how to socialize irl or online

TREMBLE BEFORE ME, MORTAL, FOR I HAVE CASTED PIZZA FOLDING SPELL!

From "The high risk will protect themselves" (a toxic-individualist fallacy) to "HALT CRIMINAL SCUM" in less than two years.

That’s me on the toilet. That’s me in the

Bath

Room

Pooping my religion…..

Today my toddler INSISTED we open every sauce that came with our Chinese take out so she could sample every single one. She didn’t care for the spicy mustard, she LOVED the soy sauce, she said BLEH BLEH to duck sauce, and she said OH SO GOOD to sweet and sour

She then decided she needed to shove an ENTIRE crab Rangoon into her mouth which gave me a heart attack but she did in fact manage to eat the entire thing with minimal effort on her part. This was after she chanted “RANGOON RANGOON RANGOON!” at us until we gave her one.

Kids are fun and I am exhausted

Literally P

Luring me back inside with his tummy

Omg it’s been 2 years of heartstopper 😱🍂

Happy 2 years

if anyone tells you that being autistic in school isn’t traumatising, they’re so fucking wrong.

i thought this would fit them

I’m not ready for the full moon

Kimchi cats 𓃠⋆.˚✮

i got the job

Litany against unemployment.

The Gaang take another vacation at the library