concept of katie killjoy having sold her soul to vox because she thought he was an honourable Straight Man and low-key had a thing for him but then later found out he was one of the QUEERS but it was already too late by then
she thinks valentino turned him gay (only because he's more openly queer and it was more obvious with him than vox)
She saw him getting nailed to that desk, Val made 0 effort to stop and just smugly waved at her
Vox never even finds out how she got tipped off (not like he cared about keeping the secret once he owned her soul)
this is the act that cemented in her mind that homosexuality is contagious (val turned vox gay in her mind) and this is why she says "I don't touch the gays" to charlie in the pilot (she's afraid she'll be infected with homosexuality like vox if she touches a queer person)
You're headcanon of Angel and Susan getting along is hilarious to me because I headcanon that Susan is Angel's maternal grandmother lol
I did have an idea for a comic in which Susan found out that Angel wasn't allowed to have a lunch break at work, so she busted down the doors of Val's studio and waltzed in with a full cannibal buffet all like, "here Angel, I made ya a quick snack".
in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves
i regret to inform both you beautiful people that this isn’t going to go how you think it will
spiff fans (also known as “spiffies”) insist that the two decommissioned venator-class destroyers spiff purchased, the bad blood and the reputation, are for diplomatic purposes that benefit the rebellion. jedi’lors have concocted theories that she served on both ships during the clone wars and was respectful of every clone that served there, despite her courtship of a gravball player that thrice advocated against the clone veterans being granted natural citizenship
Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench both having sold their souls to Vox because they had a thing for him. Both thought he was straight, Tom's just like that.
Katie having a different broadcast partner originally and Vox switching Tom to her partner after she made some low-key homophobic comment just to piss her off.
Tom Trench being less interested in Vox when he gets outed because he was really only interested in the fantasy of his dick being good enough to turn the straight man gay, if he's already queer then what's the point?
HEEEELP LMAOOO NOT TOM TOO JSDKJSDGKKSL this is real though
After work date.
pink moon.
Today, April 26, is the International Day of Remembrance of the Chornobyl Disaster.
Mister Reagan, Look at This Painting and Think on how Heavy and Unwise This Atom Is... by Maria Prymachenko, 1986
Prymachenko was heavily affected as an artist by the Chornobyl Nuclear Disaster and dedicated several paintings to the subject. In her work, she portrayed nuclear power similar to her depictions of war - as a wild untamable beast that hungrily devours nature.
one of my favourite things is seeing posts like this that are clearly a reference to some fandom or piece of media, but having no idea what it’s referencing, so i’m just reading it like. yeah that would be weird huh
They're soulmates, your honor 🥹😭
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best account on tiktok is this guy who has fucked up claymation animals running around his house and he kills them to make delicious treats