Michał Szpak, eurovision’s meme of Tumblr. Love this.
Poland be like
from zero to hero
Hey Michal, tell me the biggest joke
tumblr: hahaha poland doesn’t have any points
poland: *3rd place in audience voting*
poland: *8th place on ESC*
michał szpak: fuck yeah
POLAND HAD 7 POINTS
AND GAINED 222
HOW
I KNEW HE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE
Poland: gets no points from jury
Poland: voted as the third by the audience
Jury: we are not POLITICAL
Remember when Poland needed Jesus in 2014?
Well they sent him back this year!
So far, tumblr has compared Michał Szpak, the polish Eurovision contestant to: -jesus -sirius black -captain hook -a vampire -jack sparrow -hozier -conchita with a perm -rasputin -louis xiv -mozart -vlad the impaler -all of the beatles at once -poland’s emo phase -gay vampire Jesus meets captain hook -Charles II -johnny depp -an overly powerful anime villain -a cosplayer -Jesus’ goth phase -the sad snapchat filter -a panic! at the disco costume -vampire Jesus discount Hozier -a hippie -a vegan -aramis from the three musketeers -michael jackson -a disney prince -the Rapunzel we didn’t ask for but we needed -a circus director -Cheryl Cole