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My whole world ♡

@cruelstranger / cruelstranger.tumblr.com

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Poland be like

from zero to hero 

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tumblr: hahaha poland doesn’t have any points

poland: *3rd place in audience voting*

poland: *8th place on ESC*

michał szpak: fuck yeah

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I KNEW HE REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE

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Poland: gets no points from jury

Poland: voted as the third  by the audience

Jury: we are not POLITICAL 

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lunariens

So far, tumblr has compared Michał Szpak, the polish Eurovision contestant to: -jesus -sirius black -captain hook -a vampire -jack sparrow -hozier -conchita with a perm -rasputin -louis xiv -mozart -vlad the impaler -all of the beatles at once -poland’s emo phase -gay vampire Jesus meets captain hook -Charles II -johnny depp -an overly powerful anime villain -a cosplayer -Jesus’ goth phase -the sad snapchat filter -a panic! at the disco costume -vampire Jesus discount Hozier -a hippie -a vegan -aramis from the three musketeers -michael jackson -a disney prince -the Rapunzel we didn’t ask for but we needed -a circus director -Cheryl Cole

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poland 2014: boobs, making butter on stage, more boobs, probably need to find jesus
poland 2016: literally found jesus
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justin timberlake: knock knock. it's the united states. open the eurovision. stop having it be closed
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