*hands u a pile of beanies*

cmyk test pages r like angels to me

do you understand

I made you something OP

reblog to kill an HOA manager

obsessed with comments like this because "coworker" could refer to literally any person yet somehow I (and 25k other people) can associate the song with coworkers on a fundamental level. like that tweet that says "coworker screensaver" too. it makes sense every time but I can't explain HOW

ok it's coworker wallpaper not screensaver I guess but I found what i'm talking about

feel free to share the truth...

Camera.

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

i love it when people say “must you?” both because it makes me feel like i’m in a period drama and because yes, i absolutely must

ironically the one on the left was the only kinda guy that wouldn’t bully me

NEW HOMOPHOBIC DOG DROPPED!

eyes are literally burning with homophobia

okay everyone this is what REAL allyship looks like

Let's irresponsibly breed a dog together!

Share as much as possible that dog gotta be atrocious by the end of the week

Astarion: *not a ‘details’ person*, *struggles coming up with ideas or thinking all the way through for what to do about basically any problem/big baddie*

Also Astarion: I have crafted the perfect plan, I will sleep with this strong elf and they will trust me and keep me safe and feed me in return. And I will stay emotionally detached and scheming as usual so i always come out on top. Nothing could go wrong, there is not a single detail i didn’t consider 👍

his perfect plan

Spring omen.