someone has to date me eventually right

this is really funny because i posted this two years ago and no, apparently not.

The Coffeyville Weekly Journal, Kansas, December 8, 1899

This was 100% a callout posting about male authors.

shangela’s sugar daddy speech except everytime somebody says sugar daddy it gets faster

fuck OFF MFIDMWIDWODW

ICONIC

it might be both, Holtz.

THIS IS THE BEST

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in the horrible wake of carrie fisher’s death i’ve still smiled every time i see “drowned in moonlight, strangled by her own bra” quoted anywhere and i can’t believe carrie fisher was so sharp and so funny that she preemptively came up with a line to comfort us about her own death

what a fucking rock star

let me just make one thing clear

i have no clue what’s going on, ever, in any moment, at any point in time. who knows what’s going on? not me. not ever

Heathers, 1988.

I wish I could put into words just how important river song is to me

first of all how dare you

Carrie Fisher hiding in the trash cans on the backlot of the Star Wars set, 1976

Carrie Fisher inside a trash can while doing promotion for The Empire Strikes Back, 1980

you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.

you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.

but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.

this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?

Y'all wanna be pulling receipts about something another blogger said in 2006 because it’s not that you give a single fuck about progress and changing minds and attitudes, but because you want internet brownie points for “dragging” someone else and looking mightier than though. BYE!

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