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Crane & Gordon | TDKR
“Your guilt has been determined, this is merely a sentencing hearing. Now, what will it be?”
“Hey man, are you okay?” Yes she should probably be high tailing it the other direction but her heart is mush and the guy looked to be kinda limping. Of course her glasses hadn’t been on until a second ago so who knew?
I know I’ve been away for a bit, so I’m not sure if anyone would want me to clean out my drafts and reply, or just start over.
bxmboozled
“Yeah. Toes’re good. Spine’s okay. I can’t feel anything so I’m assumin’ I’m good but assuming’s a good way to get killed, so…”
Jason huffed, taking the offered help as he got to his feet, shaking his head once to dis- pel the dizzy swirl in his vision.
“Oof. I’ve had worse. Thanks.”
“Yeah, yeah, machismo blah blah blah, I get it you’re a badass,” she said cheerfully, taking on the form of human crutch.
“Anyway, my truck’s over there and like, I’m not gonna ditch you at a bus stop so basically you’ve got no choice but t’ tell me where you gotta get to.”
A pause.
“Why were you thrown off a roof?” clearly her priorities are in order.
bxmboozled
“—- Ugh.”
A wheeze as Jason sits up, dizzy and doing a mental check over his body. Helmet was off – oh, right, he’d just been out and about when he’d seen the usual rooftop soiree of dealers and sha- dy-types. Fuck.
“Pretty sure I got thrown off a roof, actually. Am I bleeding anywhere?”
“Aw, fuck, man that is rough.”
Tesla abandoned her ‘safe distance’ idea and crouched next to him ,giving the poor guy a critical once over. “Don’t see any blood but that doesn’t mean much. Can you move your toes?”
She held out her hands. “Here, lemme help you up -- and get you home or to a doc or something? ‘cause you look like hell warmed over.”
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“Heeey put the hammer down, okay? I’m like, fragile.”
bxmboozled
“Hey, so like. I know I should probably run the other direction ‘cause dark alley but, like. Are you okay dude?” Do not poke the probably homeless dude Tesla, personal space is a thing.
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when my characters don’t behave the way I planned in my outline
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Who Framed Roger Rabbit sentence pack
“I’ll save ya’, baby!” “You were great! You were perfect! You were better than perfect!” “Just drop the refrigerator on my head one more time!” “You’re the private detective, you figure it out.” “Why don’t you do right, like some other men do?” “What do you think you’re doing, chump?” “Not tonight. I have a headache.” “I won’t believe it. I can’t believe it! I shan’t believe it!” “So I took a couple of dirty pictures, so kill me!” “What do you know, you dumb broad? You got the I.Q. of a rattle!” “How the hell did you get in here?” “Wait a minute, does anybody know you’re here?” “I never killed anybody, I swear!” “Go ahead, call the cops! I come here for help and what do you do? You turn me in!” “Idiot! I got no keys for these cuffs!” “You keep talking like that and I’m gonna have to wash your mouth out!” “Don’t ever kiss me again.” “Is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “He always this funny? Or only on days when he’s wanted for murder?” “Why, I resent that innuendo!” “You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do.” “You don’t know how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.” “Hey! Who turned out the lights? I can’t see a thing! What’s going on?” “A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have.” “We’re supposed to be hiding, what’s wrong with you?” “Don’t cry. I don’t hate you.” “I’m sorry I yanked your ears.” “What are you gonna do to me?” “Yoo-hoo, lover boy!” “I just saved your life and you still don’t trust me?” “I hit him in the head with a frying pan and put him in the trunk… So he wouldn’t get hurt.” “What an unfortunate accident.” “I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage!” “I want you to to know I love you. I’ve loved you more than any woman’s ever loved a rabbit.” “Everything’s funny to you, ain’t it, needle-nose?” “He’s lost his mind.” “I wasn’t worried! Were you?” “I think I’m gonna faint.” “That was a close shave. I thought for sure our goose was cooked!” “What the hell happened in here?” “That’s what I call one seriously disturbed toon!” “Don’t tell me you lost your sense of humor already.” “Does this answer your question?” *kisses* “Let’s go home. I’ll bake you a carrot cake.” “That’s all, folks!” (via drfxster)
Ridiculous Sentence Prompts
- "Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!"
- "I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else."
- "Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!"
- "Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?"
- "The skirt is short on purpose."
- "I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people."
- "So why did I have to punch that guy?"
- "I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats."
- "I hope you know that my name is actually ________."
- "Please stop petting the test subjects. "
- "That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit."
- "Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle"
- "So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it."
- "Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?"
- "I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us."
- "You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen."
- "I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it."
- "I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately."
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I wanted to make one of those color palette memes with my favorite color schemes.
Angst Starter Masterlist
" Aren't you going to say something?"
" And I thought I loved you."
" And I thought you loved me."
" Angry. I'm.. I'm angry."
" Aren't you even going to cry?"
" Are you going to cry?"
" Are you crying?"
" Are you okay?"
" Ask if I'm okay. Just ask."
" And this is why I don't want to stay anymore."
" Addiction isn't the way to go, ___ "
" Are you angry with me?"
" Are you afraid?"
" And now is the part where we say goodbye."
" And now you're going to leave me!"
" Are you just going to leave me?"
" Be friends with someone else."
" Boy/Girlfriend? Is that what you thought I meant?"
" Because you're such an ass and I- I just hate you!"
" But I've changed."
" But you've changed."
" Buy yourself something nice. Because I don't want this ring."
" But.. you're still alive?"
" Can't you just let me be happy for one?!"
" Can't you be happy for once?
" Can't you just be happy for me?"
" Come on, leave already!"
" Coward. That's all you are. A coward."
" Do you even know what you've done to me?"
" Do you have any remorse? "
" Don't you dare close your eyes on me!"
" Don't you dare die."
" Don't you care about me/her/him/them anymore?"
" Don't give me that look"
" Don't you want me to be happy?"
" Dammit! Everything was just starting to get better and then you do this!"
" Damn you."
" Don't lie to me."
" Don't like to him/her/them."
" Dammit.. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! You fucking ass!"
" Everything is fucked up now- everything is fucked because of you!"
" Everything's gone to hell."
" Everyone hates me."
" Everyone hates you."
" Everything hurts."
" Everything's going to be okay."
" Everyone loves you, not me."
" Everything is falling apart."
" Everything fell apart and I can't pick up the pieces anymore."
" For someone whose dying, you seem kind of happy."
" Friends forever, right? Isn't that what you said?"
" Fuck off!"
" Fuck you!"
" Find a new place to live."
" Find a new girlfriend/boyfriend."
" Find a new best-friend."
" Fine. I'll leave."
" Forever and ever. That's how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back."
" Fucking hell, I hate you!"
" Get lost!"
" Get a job, you ass!"
" Get out of here!"
" Go get a life."
" Go. Just go."
" How are you still alive?"
" How long are you going to keep this up?"
" How long until you finally get lost?"
" How about I just leave."
" Hold up. You're breaking up with me?"
" Heaven doesn't exist."
" Hell is the only place we're going to be going."
" How about you leave now?"
" Is this how you're going to treat me?"
" I can't believe you."
" I'm a monster."
" I killed someone."
" I want to kill myself."
" I want to kill something."
" I'm running away."
" I'm leaving you."
" I can't look at you right now."
" I hope you die!"
" I don't understand."
" I'm so angry/sad. But you don't care."
" I can't hear anything."
" I'm dying."
" I have cancer."
" I can feel the darkness coming."
" I can't breathe."
" Just joking, I don't love you."
" Just go."
" Just leave me alone!"
" Just fuck off."
" Kill yourself. "
" Kindly get the hell away from me."
" Kids? I don't want kids."
" Kind. That's the one thing you can never manage to be."
" Lie. Just lie."
" Lie to me."
" Life is not worth living."
" Living isn't possible."
" Like I give a shit about you."
" Lies are all you're capable of."
" Lay down. It'll all be over soon."
" My heart is broken. "
" My.. everything hurts."
" My girlfriend/boyfriend left."
" My ____ is dead."
" Man, you're an asshole."
" My lies aren't working anymore."
" Mutt."
" Many times I lay awake and wonder why I'm alive anymore."
" Never again."
" Never speak to me again."
" No. I won't do it."
" No, I don't like you like that."
" No way in hell!"
" Now, now, is there really any reason to cry?"
" Now and again I really start to hate you."
" No. Stop crying, just stop it."
" Not how I wanted to spend my life."
" Never look at me again."
" People hate me."
" People hate you."
" Person? No, no. You're not a person. You're a robot."
" People like you sicken me."
" People like you deserve to die."
" Perhaps you should just leave, then."
" Piss off."
" Question: why are you still here?"
" Quiet. I'm getting sick of hearing your voice."
" Run away. That's what I'm doing."
" See? I hate you."
" See? You hate me."
" Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me."
" So.. you hate me, then?"
" So this is how it ends."
" Shoot me."
" Shit..."
" So why are you still here?"
" Sometimes people lie to me."
" Stories are just that. Stories."
" Took off with everything I had!"
" Time to go."
" This is the end. It's done."
" The story is ending now."
" This is the end."
" This is why I hate you."
" Then why do you say you love me?!"
" Unlike you I have friends."
" Unlike me, you have friends"
" Under the bed is were I have to hide from you."
" Underwater is where i want me coffin to be."
" Utter it again and I swear I'll kill you!"
" Very mature. Cunt."
" Why can't you row up?"
" Why cant you care about me?"
" Why do you hate me?"
" Why do I hate you?"
" What do you mean?"
" What?You're dying?"
" Why can't you just be you."
" When am I supposed to get my time to be happy?'
" Well. This isn't how it was supposed to end between us."
" Whatever, you asshole."
" Whenever you decide you can stand to talk to me ago, please do."
" Well. I hate you now."
" Well, you hate me now."
