It makes me happy when they listen
But never let me die without a struggle and without acclaim
This machine kills AI
["You have unread messages!" the Glitch MIRAPad happily beeps.]
"Where did all these people come from?! Do we have a tour shuttle coming through HQ? PURPLE, DID YOU GIVE OUT MY MIRA ID?!"
[Cyan is confused by the sudden influx of messages and new people!]
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Mod: HOLY COW I have so many people in my inbox! Genuinely thank you for all the cool asks and interactions so far! This blog is barely a week old, like-?? WHERE DID YOU PEOPLE COME FROM. HELP THEY'RE IN MY WALLS (/positive!!)
I definitely plan to get to all of your asks, don't worry! This was just me being delighted by how many are in my inbox ;u; I had to draw Cyan's reaction to getting inundated with people. I'm so happy people really like my little Bean~
I finally finished my thesis film!!! it's about a (cat) kid making breakfast for his (dog) dad. 🐾
featuring original music by the incredible @planetnapcast!! (I love their music so I'm still freaking out about this. you should freak out too. and listen to their music.)
Meat or veggies?
"Both! Like the average Bean, I like variety in my meals, so I'll mix and match anything that tastes good together. I do have a bit of a sweet tooth, and I enjoy breads and other carbs."
[...]
"...admittedly, my cravings have shifted more towards proteins, in recent weeks. I'm trying not to let it get to my head. It's just a phenomenon that's expected to happen, in my situation. It's fine."
[Cyan balls up the muffin wrapper and tosses it into the nearby trash can before continuing on her way.]
Yaaaaas 😍
“Son, you best get t’steppin’ if’n y’don’t want this lil doggy.”
*aggressively brandishes gnoll who speaks like a rural Canadian*
i almost scrolled past this like a fool
Y’all be-have if y’all don’t wanna be barbecue ‘cause y’all all look pretty fresh an’ the boys ain’t had nothin’ but maggoty meat fer three stinkin’ days.
looks at you
looks at you
@bettsplendens i'd just like you to know that this is my favorite comment on this post and i'd like it to be memorialized
some transparent marcille points for your emote needs
hey I noticed Infinity Train is getting erased do you guys want it
what
I'm asking if you want Infinity Train. Like, the show.
sure man hand it over
Anyway here’s a poem I wrote about my cat
After “Do not stand at my grave and weep”, author disputed:
Do not stand at your bowl and meow. I gave you food. It’s in there now. I feed you at the dawning light, I feed you at the fall of night. I feed you kibbles mixed with meat And wet food for a special treat. I feed you even though you scoff At all the food within your trough. I feed you and still yet you yell Like as a beast from deepest hell. Do not stand at your bowl and cry. I gave you food. You will not die.
I wrote one for my roommate’s cat as well;
Do not stand at my feet and cry It’s VEGETABLES, you silly guy! Your begging will not change the food Into a thing you think is good I’ll give you things not cheese or meat You sniff at them and then retreat And yet, as soon as chopping starts You run back in and beg for parts You squint your eyes at plant-based food And yet you won’t stop BEGGING, dude! Do not stand by the stove and bleat You don’t like this. You will not eat.
I haven't had the best day, but this...this made me laugh so hard I had to get a tissue and wipe my eyes 🤣🤣🤣
The Beast that Bothers