My content gets shittier every day.

this cured my depressive episode

I thought Spiderman didn’t murder people

holy fucking shit

If you won’t talk to your kids about Dungeons & Dragons… who will?

“The first roll’s free…”

For The Masses:

http://gen.lib.rus.ec

http://textbooknova.com

http://en.bookfi.org/

http://www.gutenberg.org

http://ebookee.org

http://www.manybooks.net

http://www.giuciao.com

http://www.feedurbrain.com

http://oll.libertyfund.org/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=380

http://www.alleng.ru/ 

http://www.eknigu.com/ 

http://ishare.iask.sina.com.cn/

http://2020ok.com/

http://www.freebookspot.es/Default.aspx

http://www.freeetextbooks.com/

http://onebigtorrent.org/

http://www.downeu.me/ebook/

http://forums.mvgroup.org

http://theaudiobookbay.com/

More Here

no one coulda reblogged this a month ago when i spent 500

momentsbymarcus

Look at KB coming through

Every time you see this, reblog it. There is always someone in college that will see this.

For only $20 you too can fuck Satan

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS CREAM. TAKE A GOOD LONG LOOK. 

MEMORIZE THE PACKAGING SO YOU MAKE SURE YOU NEVER BUY THIS CREAM FOR YOURSELF OR ANYONE YOU LOVE.

This post is about vaginas. My vagina in particular. I get yeast infections pretty regularly, and until recently I was able to afford to see a doctor who could prescribe me fluconazole.

Fluconazole, a drug also known by the brand name Diflucan, is a small pink pill. You take two pills a few days apart from each other to restore balance and harmony to your bountiful folds. I’ve never ever had a bad side effect from taking this pill.

Cut to November 2016. I’m a recent college grad without reliable health care coverage in the process of finding a job. And I’m dealing with a yeast infection. Before I moved out of state, my previous doctor told me about Miconazole. She said it was as effective as the pill and hallelujah, it’s over the counter! I decided to purchase the cream pictured above. This treatment only lasted 3 days, a convenient time frame for my schedule.

The application process was a little messy, and some of the cream came in contact with my vulva and labia. Within 5 minutes every piece of skin that had come in contact with the cream, excluding my hands, was on fire. I wanted to scream it was so painful. I began frantically searching for what I should do online. 

I found a whole forum of people on drugs.com who had experienced something similar. These comments saved me, and these were just on the first page. There were 33 pages total, the earliest dated July 2009.

I was writhing in pain at 2AM when I found this forum (which I found by searching “my vagina burn itch hurts after miconazole” on Google). As soon as I read these comments I threw the devil cream directly into the trash and jumped in the shower. I didn’t feel any actual relief until I reached in and scraped the cream out of me. I paid $17 plus tax on this bullshit, but I could have just as easily ripped up my money or paid someone to not hurt me. 

The moral of the story is that vaginal health care is is completely fucked up because we don’t have access to an over the counter cure for yeast infections that is safe for our bodies and also YOU SHOULD NEVER BUY THIS CREAM EVER.

Reblog to save a vagina.

Okay so I used to get yeast infections every month after my period ‘cause my pH levels were fucked up or something (idk that’s what my doctor said) and I actually used to take this stuff and it was fine. Then a couple years down the road I had a yeast infection for the first time in ages and I used this again and it burned so bad I had to sit in the bath and like physically dig it out of my vagina

AND THEN I LEARNED THAT IT’S BECAUSE I DIDN’T HAVE A YEAST INFECTION. I had a bacterial infection, which is honestly pretty much identical to a yeast infection depending on the severity. The only difference is that IF YOU HAVE A BACTERIAL INFECTION AND TRY TO USE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION IT WILL HURT

But it’s not actually the medication’s fault. The medication DOES do what it’s supposed to do, provided you’re actually suffering from a yeast infection. Chances are though that you and every one who commented on this did, in fact, have bacterial infections instead.

FORTUNATELY they also make over the counter tests so you can know if you need to call your doctor or just grab some yeast medicine off the shelf. Next time if you aren’t sure, pee on a stick and save yourself a world of fucking pain

AMEN.

Reblogging for my followers because don’t be that DM.

So recently my D&D group decided to have a between-players tournament. The first battle was the party cleric, Athuriel, versus the paladin Galain. 

Athuriel was at 23 HP, Galain at 24. Athie cast Guiding Bolt, and got a nat-20.

But see

The thing is

Galain has an item called the Ring of Retribution. What it does is, when an attacker scores a critical hit on the user, the attacker takes however much damage they deal.

Athie’s attack dealt 23 damage. 

She literally dealt the exact amount of damage needed to knock her to 0 HP.

It was so fantastic, I couldn’t stop cackling

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

on your cell, you can also text “go” to 741-741 for a similar service!

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

Muslims in movies and TV shows are practically nonexistent, and when they are included, they’re misrepresented and portrayed incorrectly. A group of young Muslim Americans are trying to make a show about Salahadin Ayyubi, the Muslim leader from the 12th century in the hopes of better representing Islam as a religion. Two years ago they were able to raise $84,000 on Kickstarter, but decided to save that money and pitch their show to Netflix now.

Please watch the pitch video they made and support their initiative by sharing on facebook, twitter, and any social media platforms with #NETFLIXListen.

For more information, you can check out their: Facebook page and Twitter account and Kickstarter campaign

“Hillary should have tried harder to appeal to me” and “I wanted to shake things up with third-party candidates” is going to ring pretty hollow to your POC friends

Best opening scene 

It’s nice to see Kermit and Miss Piggy getting along so well.

It’s time to play the music 

It’s time to light the lights 

It’s time to meet the Muppets 

Though they may give you a fright!! 

But that’s all just a coincidence… 

…right @wizardsmagic?! 

This fake-fake-Swedish gave me “I’m scared to drink anything” levels of persistent giggling.

At first I read the card and I started laughing.

Then I tried to read it out loud and I couldn’t stop.

I will pay for alters of all these with each of the respective muppets.

Quick reminder to @wizardsmagic @markrosewater @dougbeyermtg and @tabakrules that we’re all still waiting for a Bear Horror in Eldritch Moon…

The last of the Eldritch Moon spoilers were released today. When I saw that there wasn’t a Bear creature, I was afraid my hopes for completing “Muppets Over Innistrad” may have died. 

But then… 

Is… is that… a BEAR?! 

It appears my hopes have… risen from the grave. 

THE “MUPPETS OVER INNISTRAD” COLLECTION IS COMPLETE!!! 

Goodnight everybody! 

(P.S. Thanks to @stalkingbit for spotting the bear in this card.) 

My life needs a Therorchestra

@wizardsmagic

Where are the last 5?

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn