when i die i will be converted into a beautiful pdf

whatever show the girlies are obsessed with nowadays will never have as much sexual tension as this

life tip: you can listen to a song on loop

but watch out

i literally love saying "innit" so much she is like a daughter to me

The generation gap between me and ppl of my own age

baseball different than I remember

For the record, the team in yellow is a sort of "performance" team, similar to how the Harlem Globetrotters played. Their entire shtick is doing goofy stuff like this, and it's hilarious.

The team comes out of Georgia, and they're called

The Savanah Bananas

frankly i just think that we shouldn't have been putting so much straw on that camel's back in the first place

🫡

“how is peppermint patty a lesbian if she has a crush on charlie brown” like you don’t know any lesbians who are obsessed with some weird sad little guy

horatio is the final girl of hamlet

Ethel Cain - The Freezer Bride Tour [Amsterdam, 2022]

The pain is more incredibly annoying than unbearable

I can bear it but come on

jeff the unaliver doing tiktok dances over my dead body after stabbing me thirty eight times in the chest

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable