She’s so real for this
She would kill it on Tumblr
She’s so real for this
She would kill it on Tumblr
my mom purposely overpaid her credit card bill by 1 cent so every month they send her a letter that says they owe her 1 cent and it costs them a dollar to send the letter plus the paper. she is costing corporations money 👍
Yes, but the added environmental cost of mailing a paper letter...
do you think they cut down a whole tree because my mom overpaid one cent. do you think they make one new piece of paper every time they need one
But trucks have to move that paper!
are you not aware that those trucks would be going either way. they aren’t taking another trip for one envelope
hello my name is billy postman, operator of the world's smallest and most environmentally harmful mail truck. it is one envelope big and requires thirty seven gallons of fuel to go one mile. (I personally am about one and a half envelopes big) my beloved truck is very slow and very loud and I hate both flora and fauna so so so much. I love corporations though
A collection
The board game that will test our friendship https://boardkings.onelink.me/Fymc/7wnsotnu
you’ve heard of post nut clarity
get ready for
post poop clarity
Post butt clarity if you will
you've heard of post nut clarity
get ready for
post poop clarity
What the fuck do you mean?
DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.
The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)
Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre
THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME
the timestamps on these tweets really set the whole interaction off
*ships m/f couples but in an un-mistakably bisexual way*
i've seen this post a half a dozen times and every time it was replied to with a different picture of jessie and james
love 2 learn new things