my brother just helped a kookaburra that was getting beaten up by magpies and now it’s chilling in his car

Are there people in Australia?

no

Map drawn by retracing historic shipping logs from 1945.

nice use of negative space

yall ever sleep from 1700-2200 and call it a nap bc

i thought this was about years. but yes

Nothing says self care like a 5,000 year long nap

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Dystopian novels be like “there’s no music but our national anthem and this forbidden rebel song” as if all of earth really let go of ABBA music

Consider: the forbidden rebel songs are all from ABBA.

#mama mia *cocks shotgun as i prepare to overthrow the oppressive regime* here i go again

Anti vaxxers are the exact same as anti seatbelters and thats the fuckin tea folks

Think about it….y'all see how anti-seatbelters are like “oh seatbelts cause bruises in wrecks” its the exact same as “vaccines cause temporary pain and illness” like yeah they both sure do that but its cause theyre both preventing you from being literally dead

@clamblitz

so i got this text yesterday?? i asked who it was and the person never replied

mystery fucking solved gang i guess its kevis

it was Kevis all along!

There’s nothing more representative of Doctor Who than the following two facts: 

sex scene = the audience is uncomfortable and learns nothing 

Sax scene= the audience is impressed and learns love for the saxophone

how much scarier would a frog be if it ran instead of hopped .. u just hear plat plat plat plat coming towards u and u look down and it’s a frog going at full speed

@jacksoopticboop >:3 they’re coming for you

I wish people would stop thinking foxes are cute (at least here in Australia)

There’s a reason we shoot them on sight