They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

Crazy that they invented New York City just so Simon & Garfunkel would have something to sing about… they don’t do stuff like that anymore

Barbie (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

do you know what we all take for granted most?

the little pause the backspace button does when you hold it down after deleting the first letter, before it starts rapidly erasing everything else.

wish you'd hold the backspace button down on your blog

A knock on the door. (It´s Hildy).

"What do you want?"

"Your ex. wife is here. You wanna see her?"

HIS GIRL FRIDAY (1940)

Director: Howard Hawks.

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Yeah, uh, "purity" is not a term I would use for raw unfiltered ice that's been part of a pack for unknown years. "Full of fucking who knows what" is more like it.

This is very much giving me Broad Street Pump energy.

i’m not sure who needs to hear this but you are not responsible for the negative perceptions others create about you in their minds. at a certain point you should not let their fiction become your burden to carry at all.

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

Unidentified women c. 1900

Oh yeah well fuck you! *uncurses your amulet*,

Hey! That was my grandmother's wedding cursed amulet!

Your grandmother's wedding regular amulet, now