Anime characters drawn by Butch Hartman!

Christian Dior Fall ‘00 Couture

I can’t have some fun?

Someone asked me why my productivity levels dropped when I was doing so well at being consistent. The answer is simple: I have a new man in my life.

His name’s Gemini. He’s a galaxy halfmoon betta, and you can bet you fins he was expensive AF.

Keep doing right by your babies fam they appreciate it ❤️ 🐠

This is Slouglas! He’s a lettuce sea slug I got at Reef-A-Palooza. I’ve wanted a nudibranch or slug for a long time, but most have very specific, hard to provide diets. Slouglas here just eats algae!

He has a very cool ability to save chloroplasts from the algae he eats, and store it in his skin. He then becomes photosynthetic! So he can get food from the algae he eats, and from the chloroplasts he saves. Nifty.

Meet pumpkin seed the newest addition to the family. Hes a pea pufferfish or binomialy known as carinotetraodon travancoricus. He is one of the worlds smallest pufferfish and is entirely fresh water. He’s the cutest lil fishy I’ve ever seen

Okay

So apparently one of my fiddler crabs got out last night and it could have gone anywhere but for some reason it got stuck in my bathtub

This man was mcfreakin scuttling around the bathtub like it was nobody’s business, it was his time to go hogwild and hogwild he went

This is the face of a tiny bastard

my mom’s fish actually grew a mustache, beauty mark, and two angry eyebrows

Clarence, stop being a weird opalescent bastard that loves hands and let me start planting things in peace

sometimes we like to hold hands

I’ve never seen a meme with such a clear expiration date as “let’s raid Area 51 on September 20th” because some loon is gonna do it and they’re either gonna get shot or disappeared and ain’t nobody gonna be joking about it any more

us on september 20th when someone photographs and liveblogs their journey into area 51 and they suddenly stop posting

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yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning