You are what you love...

when u catch urself thinking wistfully about dating and being in love and being c*ddled and how nice that would be

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*exists* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

“I can see your nipples through your shirt” first of all stop being ungrateful.

Star Wars will soon be a trilogy of trilogies

what a cinematic masterpiece

some carrie fisher tweets to brighten your day

At some point in your childhood, you and your friends went outside to play together for the last time and nobody knew it.

a man: hey

me: that’s enough

Dogs are too pure honestly

Being an adult is having the “we have food at home” talk with yourself.

this is so cute

@womanwithaknife

Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a burger, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you into outer space. Being a fish must be terrifying as fuck.

Hundreds of years ago being fat was expensive. Today staying fit is expensive

Me before I found a like minded boyfriend 😂