Jungkook’s brain: “What if I have a child that’s allergic to dogs and I have to get rid of the child”

So I found out that people have strong feelings about sparkling water

I, too, share the sentiment of this post. Sparkling water needs to chill and stop trying to bite the inside of my mouth. It’s rude and unpleasant.

Angry water

dad?

answer his question

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

make sure before any exam you are adequately hydrated!!!!!! so u can CRY when they hand you the test!!!!!

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

jungkook: lemme hold his hand jungkook to jungkook: dumb bitch don’t hold his hand you’re in a show WAKE UP

Beg (2014) Oil on canvas

James Chester

What the hell is this

Oh

Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe

The important thing about this is that Stephen Hawking well understands the fact that you can enjoy and/or be upset about frivolous things while simultaneously enjoying and/or being upset about important things. He also turned this into a massive encouragement for girls to become female scientists as they age.

I fucking love Stephen hawking he gave this a serious answer instead of trivializing teenage girls like most men (esp. highly intelligent nerdy men) do

god bless you sir

Why is everyone just out there living my ideal life being crazy and getting abducted by aliens wtf

the more things change the more they stay the same

Pretty sure I’ve said “come out you bitch I’ll maul you” word for word

i like how space doesn’t care about me. it’s impossible to disappoint the sun

2017 is the year of skincare and communication

u guys always say this shit every damn year just wash ur face who cares what year it is