Pipe expanding machine
BANGER OF THE YEAR
Johnlock_porn Ohhhh…John…. need more more porn
Johnlock_porn_Purple shirt_Keep silent Sher….you so beautiful.. need more more porn
/works/6316921 (on ao3) this was tht fic iirc
WHAT is sherlock's favourite phrase of praise 2 b called aside from posh boy
Good Boy
i read this fic 2day that was fukkin violence against t0plock okay so. sherlock tells john that his fav thing is The Exact Moment Of Penetration and john loses his mind twice b/c he thinks sherlock is a top with a huge dong, but when they actually get it on Sherlock is like. NO I'M A BOTTOM WITH A TINY DING!!!, n john is like thank god anyway bottomlock saved the day again
:O what’s the fic!!!
Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
john, he lik the buttholé
while i agree that bottomlock is so Pure why is people always talking abt sherlock sucking john off and not the other way around like. idk its so sweet to imagine sherlocks cute face while gettin his d sucked
are you kidding me john L O V E S to take care of his pillow princess and suck him off
do you think sherlock will get rimmed on national television?
if there’s one thing i need you to trust me on it’s that he will get Rimmed on BB Cone for all to see
thank you
john: you’re a posh boy with a clever mouth
sherlock:
Bottomphobia is real. If you are a bottom, You. Are. Valid
Reblog if your blog is safe for bottoms
“but it’s not in the rules” / “well then the rules are wrong”
man, this is brilliant
they were playing the game before but now they’re not following the rules anymore. they are going to change the rules. it’s not a game anymore
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