If you don’t think every girl with wildly curly hair is the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen then you’re invalid
I m touched
@where-the-old-gods-sleep / where-the-old-gods-sleep.tumblr.com
If you don’t think every girl with wildly curly hair is the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen then you’re invalid
I m touched
This was so satisfying
Wow this person sure does have a lot of unique, shareable things happen to them…
#cinematic parallels
Awesome 👏🏽
I need to start doing this because I sit in a chair so much of the day. Need to start doing this in the morning and like, go for a walk or something.
I duck into a confrence room and do these when I get stuck at work too late 👌 Desk work is rude to backs
<i>Frank.. What the hell did you do?!
worm in his natural habitat
@billpaxtn
So, I took my little puppies outside today for the first time and they’re so unbelievably brave while simultaneously being the biggest morons I’ve ever seen. I’ve decided to name every one of them Jaime Lannister.
Jaime Lannister #1 just ran head first into a tire, backed up, and did it again.
Jaime Lannister #4 just tried to fight my 90lb lab.
Jaime Lannister #2 been laid out in the driveway for a straight 15 minutes. Thought he might be dead. Nope. He’s alive and drunk on sunlight.
The puppy formally known as Jaime Lannister #5. She hasn’t done anything stupid so far. Just catching up on her beauty sleep.
Name changed to Brienne of Tarth.
Brienne of Tarth thinks the cat is her mother. I said “that not your moms, Bri. He’s a dude.” No reaction. Renamed Jaime Lannister #5
You are so right, friend. Brienne of Tarth reinstated.
How could I forget that doofus! So sorry #3! Jaime Lannister #3 ate a beetle after I yelled at him not to and then immediately proceeded to throw it back up. Beetle was still alive. JL #3 ate it again.
Behold, 4 dumbass Jaime Lannister’s and 1 Brienne of Tarth(middle puppy)
It’s devastating. You’re devastated right now.
couple goals
*Lemony Snicket voice* The word ‘poison’ here can mean many things. ‘Poison’ may literally refer to the presence of an unwashed llama in a stream from which a nearby village likely collects its drinking water. Likewise, it may figuratively refer to the effect of greed and isolation on the priorities of a young ruler, or the machinations of a villainous royal advisor on the health and wellbeing of said young ruler. In this case, however, ‘poison’ most literally refers to the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison… That poison.
i feel like i was just rick-rolled
Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…
Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…
So cute