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I'm Well Aquainted With Your Husband

@wildlyexpensive / wildlyexpensive.tumblr.com

Olyvar Hill. Baseborn. Sometimes squire, sometimes proprietor, sometimes whatever you want. [Independent Selective GoT RP]
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I want to rp w someone that will be so invested in our ship/rp that we eventually become rp best friends and talk every day and not only talk abt our thread but abt our actual lives and all that fun stuff u know ?? is that just me ?? or ?????
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klarks

the 100 sentence meme: episodes 1 - 3.

  • it’s so beautiful. 
  • this is reality. 
  • what?! but it’s not safe!
  • your instincts will tell you to take care of everybody else first, but be careful. 
  • i can’t lose you too. 
  • why the hell are you here?! 
  • you’ve been given a second chance.
  • we have no idea what’s waiting for you down there.
  • your dad is a dick.
  • your one responsibility is to stay alive.
  • they’re on their own.
  • don’t you talk about my father.
  • i can’t die knowing that you hate me.
  • what the hell are you wearing?
  • let’s give them something else to remember you by.
  • the communications system is dead.
  • this is where we need to get to if we want to survive.
  • they got a bar in this town? i’ll buy you a beer.
  • we’re just trying to figure out where we are.
  • you think you’re in charge here?!
  • do you think we care who’s in charge?!
  • let the privileged do the hard work for a change.
  • i came here to protect you.
  • i don’t need protecting. 
  • i am done following orders.
  • you do still trust me, don’t you?
  • do you want the people you love to think you’re dead?
  • that, my friend, is game.
  • how do you block this all out?
  • we’re way over the line.
  • you’re asking me to break the law.
  • if we’re gonna kill hundreds of innocent people, we’re gonna do it by the book.
  • someone’s got to help me run things…
  • something else killed these two.
  • we have to warn them.
  • take off your damn clothes.
  • what the hell is that?!
  • note to self: next time, save the girl.
  • it looks like you’re trying to get us all killed!
  • we can take care of ourselves, can’t we?
  • we won’t survive on our own! 
  • we do whatever the hell we want, whenever the hell we want!
  • we always have a choice.
  • hiding behind the law absolves you of nothing.
  • i choose at every turn and at any cost to make sure that the human race stays alive. 
  • that’s the difference between us – i choose to make sure that we deserve to stay alive.
  • aren’t you tired of always doing what’s expected of you?
  • i knew there was a badass in there somewhere.
  • it’s okay to be afraid. the trick is not fighting it.
  • we are not alone.
  • i know this is hard, but we don’t have time for false hope.
  • we share based on need, just like back home.
  • don’t you see you can’t control this?!
  • we were attacked.
  • you’re killing us!
  • i understand your need to have hope, but hope isn’t enough. not when the end of the human race is at stake.
  • hope is everything.
  • who benefits most from my death?
  • i had nothing to do with the attempt on your life, but i’m not surprised that it happened.
  • you’re not coming with us.
  • it’s not an adventure. it’s a suicide mission.
  • you could have been killed!
  • you want them to follow you and right now, they’re thinking only one of us is scared.
  • anybody touches her, they answer to me.
  • i’m gonna make your life a living hell.
  • those guys aren’t just bullies – they’re dangerous criminals.
  • we need weapons.
  • i’m no one’s bitch.
  • maybe one of these days you’ll realise you can’t control me.
  • they’re hiding something and i’m gonna find out what it is.
  • it doesn’t mean we have time to waste.
  • you call this a rescue party?
  • we have nothing in common.
  • your secret’s safe with me.
  • you’re not a basket case because you were loved.
  • you have someone who would do anything for you… i envy you.
  • i think i know why you’re always taking care of everybody else.
  • why would they do something so reckless?
  • we’ve got nothing but time.
  • the truth is, i don’t know if he is alive or dead.
  • you’re not the only one with someone you love out there.
  • those are my terms. take it or leave it.
  • what, you think you play by different rules?
  • i thought there were no rules.
  • go back to sleep!
  • you’re gonna make it through this, okay? promise.
  • can he just die already?
  • it’s okay to be scared.
  • maybe we can move past that now… maybe this is our second chance.
  • let’s go kill something.
  • garden of eden this ain’t.
  • you can’t keep everyone away from me.
  • you’re killing him!
  • every life matters.
  • if i say there’s hope, there’s hope.
  • you don’t have the guts to make the hard choices.
  • if he’s not better by tomorrow, i’ll kill him myself.
  • you should really rethink this whole ‘hating me’ thing…
  • we’re surrounded by criminals. we’re gonna need each other.
  • i almost killed you.
  • every killed something before?
  • don’t people deserve to know the truth?
  • fears are fears. slay your demons when you’re awake and they won’t be there to get you when you sleep.
  • down here, weakness is death. fear is death.
  • when you feel afraid, you hold tight to that knife and you say ‘screw you, i’m not afraid’.
  • slay your demons.
  • i can be fun.
  • i’m gonna kill him, okay?
  • last night was pretty intense.
  • why’d you do it?
  • last night was pretty… what’s the word… fun.kill me.
  • i guess we’re gonna have to get used to people dying, aren’t we?
  • you’re not allowed to die.
  • i know i probably don’t deserve it, but i need to know the truth.
  • thank you for not dying.
  • i’ll try not to die tomorrow, too, if that’s cool.
  • the nightmare never ends.
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“It’s Been a Long Time” Sentence Starters

Muse A and Muse B haven’t seen each other in years.  Put one of these sentences in my ask to have your muse react to seeing my muse again after such a long time.

  • “It’s been awhile.”
  • “I can explain.”
  • “You’re supposed to be dead.”
  • “How did you get here?”
  • “Please don’t leave me again.”
  • “I need you to tell me the truth about where you’ve been.”
  • “I never thought I’d see you again.”
  • “I’m so glad I’ve finally found you!”
  • “Whatever rock you crawled out from under, you should crawl back.  Now!”
  • “Well, look what the cat dragged in!”
  • “I never thought I’d be so happy to see you.”
  • “Do you remember me at all?”
  • “Why didn’t you let me know you were okay?”
  • “Well, fancy seeing you again!”
  • “I never stopped looking for you.”
  • “What are you doing here?”
  • “I know you said you never wanted to see me again, but - ”
  • “Please don’t pretend like you don’t know me!’
  • “How dare you show your face around here!”
  • “What are you doing in a place like this?”
  • “You haven’t changed one bit.”
  • “Why did you just walk away like that?”
  • “Did you even stop to think about what your disappearance would do to me?”
  • “I know, I know - I’m supposed to be dead.”
  • “It’s a long story.”
  • “I-I’m sorry I left without saying anything.”
  • “I’m sorry I never contacted you.”
  • “Do - I know you?”
  • “Please don’t ask where I’ve been.”
  • “Miss me?”
  • “Please don’t let this be a dream.”
  • “How long have you been here?”
  • “Did you ever even try to look for me?”
  • “You said you’d never come back here!”
  • “Thank god I finally found you!”
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kamiusings

SHORT STORIES, my favorite kind of poetry ( meme ).

SIX WORDS .

❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞ ❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞ ❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞ ❝ & we never talked after that. ❞ ❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞ ❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞ ❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞ ❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞ ❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞ ❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞ ❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞ ❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞ ❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞ ❝ when can you just be mine? ❞ ❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞ ❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞ ❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞ ❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞ ❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞ ❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞ ❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞ ❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞ ❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞ ❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞ ❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞ ❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞ ❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞ ❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞ ❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞ ❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞

TEN WORDS .

❝ you saw the messed up parts of me, & stayed. ❞ ❝ all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to save me. ❞ ❝ since you left, i have no one to talk to. ❞ ❝ i apologize for the nights in which i cannot breathe. ❞ ❝ everytime i look at you, i want to kiss you. ❞ ❝ we said no strings attached but now we’re in knots. ❞ ❝ there’s a difference between missing someone & missing having someone. ❞ ❝ for which f are you drinking? fuck, forget, or fun? ❞ ❝ my biggest mistake was thinking i could live without (pronoun/name). ❞ ❝ whenever (name/pronoun) rose to kiss me, i fell even more. ❞ ❝ i wish that ‘goodnight’ was followed by ‘i love you’. ❞ ❝ let’s smoke a pack of mentholds & talk about love. ❞ ❝ your deep, sleepy voice makes me feel like i’m okay. ❞ ❝ i read both of our horoscopes looking for an answer ❞ ❝ reality is the absolute last place i want to be. ❞ ❝ i didn’t expect that drunk kiss could mean this much. ❞ ❝ all i need is a late night drive with you. ❞ ❝ feeling pain is nowhere near as terrifying as feeling nothing. ❞ ❝ your eyes are the color of summer fading into autumn. ❞ ❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞ ❝ the world is less scary when i am with you. ❞ ❝ i still can’t tell which of us was the victim. ❞ ❝ i just need an excuse to hang out with you. ❞ ❝ your expectations for me have been set way too high. ❞ ❝ i don’t want to feel this way about anyone else. ❞

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absintherph

send a symbol for a mermaid starter

🐬 my muse is a merperson who just got placed in the aquarium where yours works

🌲 my muse is a merperson that saved yours from drowning, only to deposit them on a deserted island

☁ my muse is a merperson who lives by the seashore near your muse’s house. your muse catches them sitting on the rocks peoplewatching one day

⚓ my muse is a merperson, and yours is a pirate who captures them

💧 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the merperson they are betrothed to marry, to unite their underwater kingdoms

💍 my muse is a merperson, and yours is the human they are betrothed to marry, to unite neighboring land and sea kingdoms

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sirgawin

I’m a prince, boy? Have you ever been with a prince?

Can’t say I have.

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Just a Note

Olyvar is from the show, because I liked him quite a lot when I still watched the show.

However

I am a ASoIaF series RP blog more than a GoT blog, I haven’t watched the last season, and I’m very angry about what was done to Loras/The Sand Snakes/Arianne/lots of characters.

tldr: please don’t let my character choice dissuade you from hitting me up if you’re not a fan of the show!

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+  |  breakup  /  angst   lyric  sentence  starters.

feel free to alter to fit muses.

“I am in love with somebody and guess what? It’s not you.”
“I’m sorry to say we can’t go back to yesterday.”
“I am only me when I’m without you.”
“I wish I was there in your room again.”
“I made more mistakes that you can count.”
“I got some things to say, I will never say ‘em to your face.”
“Loving you is hard, being here is harder.“
“The truth is I never bought into your bullshit.”
“You could be a bad motherfucker but that don’t make you a man.”
“I thought we were lovers.”
“Who am I to tell you that you need to change?”
“Keep saying sorry, fuck your lies.“
“I always wondered when you stopped loving me.”
“I can’t fucking think of any words to say“
“I don’t deserve this, you fucking nightmare“
“I can’t fucking think of any reason I should stay”
“You’re never gonna love me, so what’s the use?“
“You’re too proud to say that you’ve made a mistake.”
“You’re a coward 'til the end.”
“I’m so full of shit, I’m surprised you bought it.”
“It feels like we are slowly dying.”
“I’m not something to butter up and taste when you get bored.”
“I don’t know, and I don’t want to know.”
“It’s not that I don’t have words to say, I just don’t want to be the one that speaks them”
“It’s the small things that make you feel mad”
“I’ll see you when I’m not fucking around.”
“Your love is deadly.”
“You’re wasting all your time keeping me around.”
“You might hate my words but you know that I’m right.”
“It’s no big surprise you turned out this way.”
“How the hell am I supposed to hold you back?”
“Don’t you dare say you ever loved me or even tell me that you cared.”
“How dare you say you miss me with your spit still on his/her/their tongue?”
“You are the chill that haunts the room.”
“My love for you was bulletproof, but you’re the one who shot me.”
“God damn it, I can barely say your name.”
“All the words I said were wrong, they don’t mean nothing to you”
“When I say let’s keep in touch, I really mean I wish that you’d grow up.”
“Only talk to me when you have nothing else on that day.“
“Don’t talk to me like you’ve always got something to prove.”
“I’m gonna give my love to someone else”
“Oh my god, I think I’ll let you win.”
“How can I keep letting you back in?”
“I sit here, wondering if anything you said was true“
“So sad I could never make you stay”
“But I couldn’t give a fuck whether you give a fuck or not.”
“I know I’ll make it out of here alive as long as I don’t watch your life.”
“You weren’t the only one who thought of us that way.”
“Bullshit, you fucking miss me.”
“We’re alive, but we’re not alright.”
“You loved me, you killed me.”
“I’m alone and i don’t wanna feel so sad.”
“You’re still not like the rest and I don’t know whats up next.”
“You pretend you didn’t see me cry.”
“I like you best when you’re just with me and no one else“
“I was wrong, but lets be honest, you were too.”
“I’m so tired, or maybe just bored, I can’t really tell the difference whenever I’m talking to you”
“The way that your hip bones dug into my hip bones is leaving me lusting for you.”
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House of Cards sentence starters

Change pronouns / descriptors as necessary!

  • “I have no patience for useless things.”
  • “We’re in the same boat now. Take care not to tip it over. I can only save one of us from drowning.”
  • “We’re in a very gray area. Ethically. Legally. Which I’m okay with.”
  • “What a martyr craves more than anything is a sword to fall on.”
  • “Nobody can hear you. Nobody cares about you. Nothing will come of this.”
  • “I know all about hate. It starts in your gut, deep down here, where it stirs and churns. And then it rises.”
  • “You haven’t earned the right to be treated as an adult.”
  • “So you think when a woman asks to be treated with respect, that’s arrogance?”
  • “You don’t want to work anywhere you’re not willing to get fired from.”
  • “Treading water is the same as drowning, for people like you and me.”
  • “Love of family: most politicians are permanently chained to that slogan, family values. But when you cozy up to hookers and I find out, I will make that hypocrisy hurt.”
  • “He believes that if a fridge falls off a minivan, you better swerve out of its way. I believe it’s the fridge’s job to swerve out of mine.”
  • “Just making an observation.”
  • “Are you letting pride cloud your judgment?”
  • “I’m the only person who believes in you, but maybe that’s one too many.”
  • “Maybe they were right. Maybe you are worthless.”
  • “I promise you’ll never be bored.”
  • “He was the only one who understood me. He didn’t put me on some pedestal.”
  • “The most you’ll ever make of yourself is blowing men like me.”
  • “I can smell the cock on your breath from here.”
  • “He’d never go for you. You’re too intimidating.”
  • “I’ve been doing this a long time. I know when I’ve scraped all the shit off the shoe.”
  • “Do you get off on this or something?”
  • “There’s no better way to overpower a trickle of doubt than with a flood of naked truth.”
  • “I have to put fear in other people.”
  • “I have to be ruthless, because failure is not an option.”
  • “I’m not going to lie. I despise children. There. I’ve said it.”
  • “Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power.”
  • “If I didn’t think you were such a liability to yourself, I might even like you.”
  • “I have zero tolerance for betrayal, which they will soon indelibly learn.”
  • “When did that happen?”
  • “You don’t understand. I’m not afraid of you anymore.”
  • “I’ve known everything from the beginning.”
  • “I’m not here to punish you or to tell you to stop. I just thought I should open those big bright eyes.”
  • “I wanted to be significant.”
  • “I envy your free spirit, and I’m attracted to it, but not all of us have that luxury.”
  • “You had a choice. You chose not to be free.”
  • “Success is a mixture of preparation and luck.”
  • “Decisions based on emotion aren’t decisions, at all. They’re instincts. Which can be of value.”
  • “He doesn’t measure his wealth in private jets, but purchased souls.”
  • “Of all the things I hold in high regards, rules are not one of them.”
  • “You have a reputation for pragmatism.”
  • “You can’t purchase loyalty. Not the sort I have in mind. If you want to earn my loyalty, then you have to offer yours in return.”
  • “Now, the humane way to do it is to make it quick.”
  • “I took a chance, showed up at your house and placed myself at your feet.”
  • “I have been fearless. But, you know what? I’m really fucking scared this time.”
  • “Grief demands an answer, but sometimes there isn’t one.”
  • “If we never did anything we shouldn’t do, we’d never feel good about doing the things we should.”
  • “It’s personal for me now. I don’t have a choice, but you still do.”
  • “Stick a knife in its heart and put an apple in its mouth, I won’t shed a tear.”
  • “There is no sacred ground for the conquered.”
  • “You may have all the money, but I have all the men with guns.”
  • “You’re nothing. You’re a parasite.”
  • “I’m not who you want to be your poster girl.”
  • “I’ve never thought higher of her than I do at this moment.”
  • “Do you think I’m a hypocrite? Well, you should. I wouldn’t disagree with you.”
  • “I ain’t one for lookin’ back. Eyes ahead.”
  • “From the lion’s den to a pack of wolves. When you’re fresh meat, kill and throw them something fresher.”
  • “I don’t know whether to be proud or terrified. Perhaps both.”
  • “Seduce him, give him your heart. Cut it out and put it in his fucking hands.”
  • “I’ve done what I have to do. Now you do what you have to do.”
  • “I said I would take the fall for you. And now I give you the means to make that happen.”
  • “Power is better than money, for as long as it lasts. But it never lasts.”
  • “What is wrong with you?! Why can’t you just leave me be?!”
  • “All you have ever done is fuck up my life!”
  • “Such a waste of talent.”
  • “Discuss is probably the wrong word. They talk while I sit quietly and imagine their lightly salted faces frying in a skillet.”
  • “Money is the McMansion in Sarasota that starts falling apart after ten years, power is the old stone building that stands for centuries. I cannot respect someone who does not see the difference.”
  • “Moments like this require someone who will act. To do the unpleasant thing. The necessary thing.”
  • “There are two kinds of pain. The sort of pain that makes you strong. Or useless pain. The sort of pain that’s only suffering.”
  • “Let’s make him suffer.”
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“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?” (snakesphinx)

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Olyvar leaned against the doorframe, lips twitching up at the corners in an almost reluctant smile. “That sounds positively grim.”

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snakesphinx
Alleras lifted his eyebrows, “ But interesting,”

"Don't you have enough 'interesting' in your life as is?" he chuckled, receding back into his apartment enough to let Alleras inside.

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“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?” (snakesphinx)

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Olyvar leaned against the doorframe, lips twitching up at the corners in an almost reluctant smile. "That sounds positively grim."

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Romance Novel Tropes

Send one for our muses to be caught in one of these tropes. (Some can be combined!)

Send trope for a random one!

  • Accidental pregnancy
  • Alpha hero
  • Amnesia
  • Arranged marriage
  • Athlete
  • Best friend’s sibling
  • Billionaire
  • Blackmail
  • Class warfare
  • Cowboy
  • Disguise
  • Enemies to lovers
  • Fairytale
  • Fake engagement
  • Fish out of water
  • Fling
  • Friends to lovers
  • Forbidden love
  • Jilted bride
  • Kidnapped
  • Law enforcement
  • Love triangle
  • Maid
  • Mail-order bride/Craigslist Date
  • Marriage of convenience
  • Matchmaker
  • Military
  • Mistaken identity
  • Office romance
  • On the road
  • On the rocks
  • Opposites attract
  • Orphan
  • Parent/childcare worker
  • Performer
  • Playboy
  • Politics
  • Protector
  • Redemption
  • Return to hometown
  • Reunion
  • Revenge
  • Royalty
  • Runaway bride/groom
  • Scars
  • Secret baby
  • Secret/lost heir
  • Sex worker with a heart of gold
  • Stranded
  • Sudden baby
  • Time travel
  • Tortured hero(ine)
  • The terrible wingman
  • Ugly duckling
  • Unrequited love
  • Virgin
  • Widow(er
  • (Wo)man in peril
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text post sentence starters  /  original version here

  • “bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”
  • “wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”
  • “i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”
  • “i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”
  • “attention: i need attention.”
  • “i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”
  • “drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”
  • “i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”
  • “why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”
  • “i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”
  • “i don’t want to look 'pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”
  • “i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”
  • “girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“
  • "i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”
  • “contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”
  • “this could be less hetero.”
  • “to be honest i just need a hug.”
  • “why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”
  • “this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”
  • “are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”
  • “i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”
  • “i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”
  • “i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”
  • “i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”
  • “i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”
  • “fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”
  • “i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”
  • “i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”
  • “which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”
  • “my kink is being right.”
  • “my kink is being home alone.”
  • “you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”
  • “i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”
  • “what about netflix and kill?”
  • “no offense but why does everyone hate me?”
  • “i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”
  • “why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”
  • “if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”
  • “i’m small, queer and something to fear.”
  • “all this sadness is bad for my skin.”
  • “i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”
  • “i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”
  • “she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”
  • “sorry for being awesome, loser.”
  • “is 'no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”
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Shit my friends and I say: text edition!

[ text ]: I only shaved one of my legs! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCK HIM WITH ONLY ONE SHAVED LEG? [ text ]: I was literally too tired to masturbate. I’m so disappointed in myself. [ text ]: remember that time corbin bleu made a cheesy early 2000s music video but was still hot af [ text ]: nO ONE CAN KNOW HOW MANY TACOS I CAN EAT [ text ]: PICKLE RICK BITCH [ text ]: I WILL MAIL YOU A TACO IF THAT LETS YOU TELL ME WHEN THE LAST EPISODE IS ON [ text ]: I mean fuck Walmart, bro. Their toy section sucks. [ text ]: But like, you can’t go fighting trees, fam. The trees will win [ text ]: I AM A TACO MONSTER [ text ]: bruh. my mcdonald’s installed the machine order thingies so i no longer have to talk to humans when i want a mcflurry [ text ]: bro don’t be an actual cannibal [ text ]: I can’t promise not to get arrested but I’ll do my best [ text ]: That said, I don’t care. Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer. [ text ]: I just accidentally threw my phone at my face [ text ]: I’m currently being circled by wildlife for my pastries [ text ]: And by friends you mean pastry poachers, right? [ text ]: i mean you hate pants — it’s a logical assumption :P [ text ]: Fun fact, inheriting tons of money also means having to plan for your death [ text ]: who the fuck is catcalling my girlfriend, i will END THEM [ text ]: i haven’t shaved my legs since last summer wHY IS CATCALLING HAPPENING [ text ]: Give me a landmark u shit, that’s how I navigate [ text ]: Interesting. You will explain the menu and we will choose something exciting for me. [ text ]: I’m at a strange event where I’m being paid to pretend to be celebrities. [ text ]: I’m mostly polite!! Unless I come across truly stupid people then I give no fucks [ text ]: I AM AN ICON IN THEIR EYES [ text ]: I tend to go into most things these days with an open mind and low expectations [ text ]: I tend to go with machete, blow torch and bazooka
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