things i cant believe happen in botfa:
- tauriel and galadriel run off in a lesbian relationship
- the white gems are actually all three silmarils
- maglor comes in at the end to take them screaming “FOR FATHER”
- thorinduil becomes canon with a graphic sex scene
- legolas dies twice
- stephen colbert does a cameo of aragorn
- celeborn punches gandalf for flirting with galadriel
- it ends with tom bombadil looking evilly into the camera as if he has planned the entire thing