Reblog to overwater your mutuals plants
no zoloft today was a bad idea up until oh, five minutes ago
If you’re having a bad day, just remember that someone somewhere is seeing Safety Tips From Anubis for the very first time.
when i was a kid i found an anti-new jersey fb group & as someone from new jersey i took it really personally for some reason, so I'd go on there and on an almost daily basis I'd make posts like "wont you visit our beautiful coastline? :)" and all the comments were like "i hope you get run over by a car" and it would give me insane anxiety but i kept doing it
anyone can cook, will
It’s real btw
no fucking way
fucking crazy. mating ritual is just unwashed pussy and balls so potent you can smell it . we are freaks
fym “was considered” get that mingehair in my FACE
Reminded me of that dude on 4chan who had a hay fever attack and needed an ambulance after huffing his girlfriend's pussy
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