yikes ....

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

Have you ever wondered how someone meets Santa? Well, you need to follow a very specific ritual to summon him.

Do you have any idea how long I’ve had this queued? Any idea? A year. A fucking year. I don’t even use my queue ever. Ever. This is the only thing I’ve EVER queued. I’ve had this queued for a year so I don’t forget it.

everything about this video is perfect. the voice acting, the cookies, the milk, the cave, the chickens singing the imperial march for some reason, the way the sound of the fires starting lines up with the haunting song of the chickens, the way santa teleports right in front of the player at the last second. it’s all so surreal

it’s that time of the year

Just me and my Spotify playlists against the world

Can I go where you go? 

Vintage postcard concepts inspired by Taylor Swift’s Lover. 

Dinosaur toy made aboard the International Space Station. Sept 2013

via reddit

Why does this look like I can spin is around to look at it from different angles like it’s in my inventory in a Bethesda game?

Women in Horror 2010s

Thwip thwip!!

And when the world isn’t fair

I pretend that we’re there

“Tonight, I thought about the theory that storms always get confused with chaos. Stars are lost in translation as well. If one looks up to the fraternal darkness that is the sky, one must experience a certain restlessness.” - Merel Djamila

why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?

If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter

In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.

I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.

Galaxy ☆

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