So awkward.

I walked past a cemetery when I was walking home and like… I’m alive so… yea.

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a nursing home and like….I’m not old so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a river and like….I’m not a fish so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past a car dealership and like….I’m not an automobile so….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I was walking over the sewer the whole time and like….I’m not a piece of shit….yea

It was so awkward when I was walking home because I walked past an atheist and like…I’m a church so… yea

wait what

I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

someone: you don’t have to change yourself for me :)

me: listen, my guy, I have a different fabricated personality for every person in my life, so if you have any critiques lmk

“Sing to me, Paolo.” The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003) dir. Jim Fall

i cant believe you made the lizzie mcguire movie look like some indie film

50 notes and i’ll throw his backpack in the dumpster

reblog to honor this persons sacrifice 

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

“Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word “bottom” in their surname.“

This man is my hero.

He’s like a Monty Python character.

He paved the way for future trolls and I fear that most of us have not lived up to the standards he set.

im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired

London, day and night. [video]

me: has a babyface, rly awkward, probably a yam

my mutuals: glowing, ethereal beings that blind others with their beauty

I’M NOT GOING TO SAY THIS AGAIN.

Yes, I AM Fergalicious, and so delicious.

BUT

I 👏 ain’t 👏 promiscuous 👏

(and???? if you were suspicious? ?? All that shit is fictitious)

Life With Cats.

Adorable little assholes

This puts absolutely nothing into perspective, but that’s not a Bad Thing.

This is a rare up close footage of lava entering the ocean. Gif made by sixpenceee, here is the video.