Anonymous asked:
eating Joker‘s asshole > Reapers ?
I am sure the EDI machine would be inclined to oblige.
Anonymous asked:
Fuck, Marry, Kill: Grunt, Wrex, Garrus
No.
Anonymous asked:
''I would like to see you try to repair a hull breach with a Leatherman.'' And I would like to see you gut and slice up a fish into neat tasty fillets with an Omni-Tool
Really? You could have asked for anything and you ask me for something I do on a daily basis? You remind me why primitives are such disappointing creatures.
Anonymous asked:
Leatherman > Omni Tool
I would like to see you try to repair a hull breach with a Leatherman.
Anonymous asked:
Long live and may he long reign King Charles III the Modernist and Reformist.
Your primitive kings are all alike.
Anonymous asked:
Fuck, Marry, Kill - Rhaenyra Targaryen, Allicent Hightower, Rhea Royce.
Rhea, Rhaenyra, Alicent.
Anonymous asked:
I am launching a special military operation against the Prothean Empire. Beware Javik. In one to six days we will have decapitated Prothean Leadership, and Prothean leadership will have fled to Andromeda, and we will be welcomed as liberators of the galaxy with plentyful of gifts for our best army in the galaxy. Russia Stronk!
Slava Ukraini, primitive.
What career have you pursued now that the Reapers have been defeated?
I wrote a book with Liara.
Anonymous asked:
This blog still being alive gives me so much hope
Exactly the reason why I keep it alive. That, and as a reminder to BioWare that I deserve top billing in Mass Effect 4.
Anonymous asked:
*Suddenly a monkey appears slinging feces at you.* Oh oh ah ha huu ha ha!
In my cycle, pyjacks knew better than to throw away their food.
Anonymous asked:
I am fortifying this blog. Give me a hundred Space Marines or failing that a thousand other troops!
A single prothean will suffice.
Anonymous asked:
Did Protheans enjoy medical drama like E.R. Grey's Anatomy, House, Chicago Med, etc...?
Of course. But our equivalent dramas had a much stronger focus on being educational, to give the citizens of the empire insight into how the imperial healthcare system works from the inside, so to speak. This was in fact true for much of our culture.
Anonymous asked:
Hey, I've got some evidence that protheans included parts of their DNA in many distinct species in the galaxy. It could be used alongside your DNA to create more protheans that aren't just your clones.
I doubt your information is accurate, but either way, the salarians are already working on a different solution.
Anonymous asked:
I like your ass.
Yes, I suppose it is fine. I would have preferred a horse, though.
Anonymous asked:
"Avengers... assemble!" *and thus the Prothean Empire fell.
Oh please, the Avengers could not even take down Grimace.
Anonymous asked:
Could you defeat Wonder Woman in hand-to-hand combat?
Comic books generally do not put up a stiff resistance in close quarters, so yes.
Anonymous asked:
Opinion Edvyn Collins - A Girl Like You?
None.