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she/her

@vodka-astrology-blog / vodka-astrology-blog.tumblr.com

my name is catalina or lil bean !!!aries sun n moon/scorp rising/taurus venus n mars. slytherin :-)
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the signs when they're crushing

check venus sign, rising sign, and lilith moon.
Aries: OH MY GOD YOU'RE HOT KISS ME LOVE ME NOW I WILL SMOTHER U WITH LOVE
Taurus: *lowkey stalks*
Gemini: obviously stalks and sends asks 24/7, mostly on anon
Cancer: admires from afar and stays friends
Leo: tells all of their friends and talks to their crush. sends a lot of snapchats.
Virgo: they don't crush on many people, but when they do, they let them know
Libra: thinks about them all the time and wonders what their crush thinks of them, etc.
Scorpio: even better stalker than taurus. swiftly glides through their crushes' instagram page and doesn't screw up. go scorpio
Sagittarius: lmao they told their crush. they're dating now.
Capricorn: is obsessing over their crush and talking about them to friends and scREAMING ABOUT THEM AND GETTING MORE EXCITED "OMG WHAT IF THEY LIKE ME OH GOD HELP"
Aquarius: very good at hiding their feelings. wants to tell their crush but is slightly unsure.
Pisces: thinks about scenarios that could happen with their crush and sometimes gets emotional about it. wants to tell their crush they like them but is worried they'll turn them down and pisces will be alone.
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angelmutual

it’s 5am on the first day of summer and i’ve had three hours of sleep and now i’ve been taking selfies for like an hour so please enjoy my sleep deprived aesthetic

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Anonymous asked:

I used to think oml meant oh my llama. I was so disappointed after I looked it up

im so sorry oh no

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Anonymous asked:

Now THAT was a sarcastic post. My faves are perfection

what

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Anonymous asked:

Basically all faves are problematic in at least one way. They just are famous, and everyone expects them to be perfect. It really bothers me

just click the link oml it's hilarious

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Anonymous asked:

Why would that be sarcastic? You're literally such a nice blogger

really? well thank u !! it means a lot baby

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so-yup

Welp.

Chris Pratt finally fucked up. Here’s the interview

Be warn though. Your fave is probably going to be your problematic fave now.

I can’t believe it. How? Why?

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vastderp

never trusted that guy, he always seemed to be avoiding the issue. wish he’d kept on avoiding it. ignorance is bliss i guess

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roachpatrol

what a let down

ok this? this is what I hate about tumblr

are we really expecting an actor, an actor, to be a paragon of humanity? to be a Good Role Model for the world? to have the Right Opinions on everything?

I give up. Thank god he’s not on tumblr or else he’d have people accusing him of being a pedophile like the xkit guy or John Green

grow up tumblr, you’re acting like a whiny entitled little child.

ehhhhhhhhh

I mean it’s one thing to Live and Learn, I mean politics are complicated and shit and reasonable minds *can* occasionally disagree on politics

but to basically say “the people talking about this are upset so I’m not going to listen to them?” FFS it’s 2K15 get with the program

oh my god what literal human filth, what the fuck pratt

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