Solo dime que fué suficiente, que fuí suficiente.

instead of killing myself i will watch documentary about the ocean

some big guys down there. Huge. they don't know about the economy

at this point 2 sunny days in a row makes me feel like im on fucking adderall or something

I'm terminally online but in a well-adjusted way.

I'm insane for other reasons.

To some people you’re an NPC

To other people, you’re the special, unlockable character that they worked and worked to finally get- and when they do they’re so happy because they got the game just so they could find you.

The fact y'all are still passing around this post, eight years after I made it. Exquisite. I hope it’s still resonating with people outside of mid-2010’s tumblr.

"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

discovering new music late at night is like opening up a secret cave in the ground

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

not again

i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

are we not all camgirls in a mass surveillance state

objectifying men in armor will literally never get old. like, work it shiny boy. hit ‘em with that old razzle dazzle you fuckin trash can. hottie! (tucks $5 into your cuirass) 

Throws in some gold coins at the neck opening and hear it rattling all the way down.