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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

8:56 my family room

Are the Phillies gonna win this game?

i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho

"I’m afraid my brother won’t be joining us, he’s... unwell.”

Could be anything. In bed with flu? Having a migraine? Hungover as hell? Turned into a werewolf and locked in the basement for the evening? Who knows.

When people ask me how I'm doing I usually say I am not unwell.

'my love' 'my girl' 'my sweetheart' ' my baby' “my” 🥺

My dear friend. My goddess.

Chocolate milkshake

Honey

Steak sauce

rb to give prev head

I'm curious let's go

They are both me and discord pic is prob cuter, but tumblr me has a book, so is better armed

My Tumblr is me. My Discord icon is Ray Palmer/The Atom.

32.25% My biggest issues are insects and mold.

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No one does petty "THIS ISN'T AUTHENTIC" food crying like an Italian who's just discovered that Americans use bacon in their carbonara instead of paying $50 to import 6 oz of guanciale directly from Umbria

But also this sounds like it was written by a person who's never given a Southerner a recommendation about where to find good BBQ outside of the South.

The US can be SUPER petty about food, we're just petty TO EACH OTHER.

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There's a processed pork product popular in NJ. It's either called "taylor ham" or "pork roll" depending on whether you live in North Jersey or South Jersey. And they get HEATED about it. I cannot stress enough that it is literally the same product, this isn't a case of two different products claiming to be the same thing, no one debates which one is the original and which is the lesser copy. The debate is literally just around what it's called, to the point where they've made which name they call it a main part of their identity as a North/South Jerseyite. (idfk I grew up in Central Jersey where everyone used both names interchangeably, I don't even remember which side uses which name and I absolutely refuse to care enough to even look it up).

And god help you if you ever call a shaved steak and cheese sandwich with any kind of vegetables on it a "philly cheesesteak" in the vicinity of a food pedantic Philadelphian.

Recently, a meme group on Facebook I'm in went a bit bonkers over arguing whether chili should have beans in it or not. This group has nothing to do with cooking.

Ask people if Chicago deep dish is pizza. Ask if ketchup goes on a hot dog. Ask what the best kind of fries are. Ask if it's called a sub or a hoagie or a hero or a grinder or...

We're glad when other countries are having fun. But we will argue forever with our own country about this shit.

The rule I've always followed, and I forget where I heard it first, was that if it was made more than 50 miles from William Penn's hat atop Philadelphia City Hall, you could not call it a "Philly cheesesteak". Put whatever the fuck you want on it, but step one inch over the line, and just call it a cheesesteak.

PS. I am a Philly native. Born in East Falls at the women's medical college hospital along Henry Ave, near the Queen Lane reservoir.

no "other/see results" option bc JUST CHOOSE ONE

YOU TOO, GENDER-CONFORMERS,

EVERYONE!

i should be riding some nerd's thigh while he gropes all over my body & tells me i'm the girl on his dreams

I not only want you in reality, but in my fantasy. Your a goddess to me, and in my brain, you deserve to be goddess to the world. But the rest of the world is barely worthy to be a microscopic stain on the sole of your pretty high heels.