the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

on my way to TARGET

Igor Stravinsky, Le sacre du printemps (1913)

trainspotting (1996) dir. danny boyle

My dick long as shit

It’s already in 2017

ya neck long as shit

ya forehead long as shit

nose bout long as shit u look like squidward

Shut ur long Nile river booty crack back ass up

nigga gtf you got a cryptkeeper yardstick ass forehead boy don’t play with me

You built like a transforming shopping cart u bunyun bref ass ho

nigga ya nuts smell like a rabid swamp rat you musty ass klay thompson neck ass nigga

But wholetime ur butt out here smellin like bikini bottom, rock bottom like *fart noise* shit boy. U eat endless duck sauce packets tryin grow wings u slow as shit boy

u slang dick for sandwich meat, oliver twist “please sir some more” neck ass. ya barber shape you up with a whole hyundai sonata. upper lip smell like a gas pump handle like shit.

You look like Morpheus in the face ur big “my breath smells like 2 half dollars and a wet penny” face ass

you smell like bow wow’s scalp nigga ur chin look like a sterilite pencil box like shit ol ed the talkin horse mouth ass

Date a girl who causes new rooms and hallways to be spontaneously added to any building she spends more than twelve hours in. She never bothers exploring the new additions, and usually prefers to keep the doors to them locked without giving a reason. You always decline when she asks if you want to spend the night at her house. Even if she learned to ignore them, you haven’t gotten used to the distant voices begging for help coming from deep within the labyrinth.

literally coldbrew glamglow

croissant moisture boost

rice krispie water drop

chocolate cake shea butter

Bake tea tree oil

turkey sandwich ponds

pasta-bake nivea day cream

monteray jack cheese fries creme de corps

Croissant Vaseline

please tell me you dont put that on your face…….

Strawberry Dream Cream

Rice Chex Air Repair

me: babe u look like an angel :)

her:

skin is all gone?

grab her booty so hard she farts