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@eggtuna / eggtuna.tumblr.com

what's up my boyfriend kins weird al, and Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? Even though your grandfather, Joseph, told you the secret of za warudo like an exam student scrambling to finish the last problems on an exam until the last moments before the chime? I can beat the shit out of you without getting closer. ​ Oh ho! Then come as close as you like. Too slow, too slow! Za warudo is the ultimate stand. Even without his power to stop time, his speed and power far exceed that of your star platinum. ​ So it's the same type of Stand as Star Platinum. Not much range, but immense power and precise movements. ​ I wanted to try a little test to find out just how powerful za warudo is was, compared to your stand. Though, it appears a test was hardly necessary. ​ Test? Is that what you call just patting me and not even enough to hurt? Well, I guess you ripped my 200,000 yen pants, though. Why are you Joestars so stubborn about admitting defeat? Hmph. I suppose I shall rise to your silly provocation, and test you just a bit more. ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA Shall we compare the speed of our attack rushes? MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA
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never let the haters get to you

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capacity2

In my mind I can see the northern lights in the sky every night bc I have a vivid imagination I’m not jealous of anyone it’s impossible for me to be jealous really I’ve seen it all

I'm so proud of you for being so creative and mature! Good for you!

Thank you….. that’s almost as beautiful as what I see when I close my eyes

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Congratulations to Marcille DungeonMeshi for achieving Pathetic Little Man status on tumblr, a hard glass ceiling for many female characters to break. I look forward to calling you my sopping wet beast and poor little meow meow for fandom days to come. Keep trucking babygirl, you'll bag Falin one day

shes joined the ranks of pearl in down so bad for a woman that she commits war crimes

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feraligatr
Anonymous asked:

one time i farted in my car right before getting out and going into work and 8 hours later at the end of my shift i got in my car and the fart was still there

locked thje fuck in

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at a lesbian bar wearing a vampire costume: I vish to eat your puvsy *my plastic fangs slip out of my mouth and into someone’s drink* *I cry and pull the fire alarm before running out*

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taylor swift fans heads would explode if they encountered the head explosion monster

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