v e n t u r e

i lost my wife to vaping

mom, dad….i’m a goddess

Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says “from mom and dad” and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what’s inside

someone: so what is your biggest fear?

me, thinking about those times when you’re sat at a window seat on the bus and a stranger sits beside you trapping you there and your stop is coming up but you’re on a seat that isn’t near a stop button so you’re going to have to communicate with this stranger to move while the bus is still in motion and navigate to a stop button in time without falling but you’re bad at socialization and maintaining your balance: heights

boy: i love you me: that’s your buisness

Jenna, Waitress (via hplyrikz)

yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country

im rotting its fine