“At that time, I often thought that if I had had to live in the trunk of a dead tree, with nothing to do but look up at the sky flowing overhead, little by little I would have gotten used to it.”
— Albert Camus, from The Stranger (Hamish Hamilton, 1946)
Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20
“great swing from the barbarian, absolutely beautiful”
I’m just thinking of that one straight boy from class that said he was dissapointed that they cut Captain Marvel’s hair because “she wasn’t hot anymore”
…wasn’t hot…
Imagine looking at Brie Larson with short hair and thinking she’s not the epitome of perfection. Straight boys are weak.
Holidays
That awkward moment when u go to the bathroom and see baby Jesus staring at you.....
I FINALLY FINISHED MY SAILOR MOON PRINT
Which direction do we run from a threat like this?
What’s more fragile?
Male masculinity or Christians’ concept of how everyone else has to celebrate their holidays as well?
*sweats nervously* both. the answer is both isn’t it? THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION THEY’RE BOTH SO FUCKING F R A G I L E
Bearded Mink!
hey it’s daisy
daisy is white what the hell is this shit
hey it’s daisy
hey it’s daisy and i love it
look at that! it’s daisy!
that’s daisy!
AHHAHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH MY GOD
the signs as this video
aries: tim taurus: fuckin hell gemini: the elf cancer: the new liberal democrat party leader leo: the aeroplane virgo: the zooming libra: president putin and obama shooting hoops scorpio: the worst day of their professional life sagittarius: the news presenter capricorn: the faulty earpiece aquarius: the dicks pisces: doctor who aka the australian prime minister
Hard to argue with this.