• panita
• happy puppy
• prays a lot
• always thanking god for everything
• probably hates chelsea and conte
• i want somebody to love me the way he loves juventus

• pipita
• can score but won’t score
• has a complicated relationship with his national team
• they don’t like him in napoli
• chubby boy
• in love with paulito
• everybody seems to like him (but nobody likes him tho)
• his transfer to juventus left everyone shooketh to the core

• if looks could kill he’d be a murderer
• very aggressive
• but he loves pugs?
• the kind of guy you would like to have by your side in a fight
• defender, midfielder, striker, you’ll never know

• mandžukić secret son
• THE UNLUCKIEST BOY IN EUROPE
• croatian gem
• scored his first goal vs FC Porto in UCL’s fourth round
• people say he’ll become the new cristiano ronaldo
• i say he’ll be even better than him
• in love with marko rog from ssc napoli (and ante corić from dinamo zagreb)
• he’ll make you wet

• broadway destined drama kween
• kween paulina / dybi the hoe
• is extra af
• trying to steal neymar’s men
• scored a penalty to iker casillas and then asked him to swap their jerseys
• la liga wants him
• he doesn’t want la liga
• he wants to be a juventus’ icon like del piero
• scored two goals vs fc barcelona
• if you tweet about him a madridista will come to you saying “COME TO MADRID PAULO”
• has been sent off during his first game with argentina nt and lionel messi defended him
• it doesn’t matter which team you support, you gotta love his extra ass

• medhi’s bff
• loves free kicks
• precious little baby that left as roma for us
• real life megamind
• his son is hella cute

• real madrid probably thought he was dead but HE’S MORE THAN ALIVE
• so thank you real madrid
• german prince
• he had a thing with adriana lima? legend
• daddy af

• criminally underrated midfielder
• ended cristiano ronaldo
• juventus’ prince
• a model?
• instagram influencer
• troye sivan has crush on him
• the whole entire world has a crush on him

• pretends to be the new pogba
• but no thanks
• frequently changing his hairstyle but he’s not pogba
• baby gangsta
• pogba wannabe
• he tries but in the end it doesn’t matter

• asabob
• 99% of the time he doesn’t know what’s going on
• everybody likes him
• runs after pau in the locker room

• doesn’t know how to use his feet
• white boy pretending to be a ghetto boy
• scored vs Bayern Munich
• Neuer is still shook
• we all are still shook
• he’s cute btw

• el general
• first juventus’ venezuelan
• member of the juventus’ south-american elite group
• his IG’s story is pure cinnamon topography

• ??? ghost ???
• beautiful name
• the first time I same him playing I thought I was dreaming
• everybody legitimately believed he was a sort of a mythical creature

Marko Pjaca was asked about Mario Mandzukic and his answer was…

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