Custom cat forest
Sass Starters!
“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”
“Excuse you?”
“I could do that, but “could” doesn’t mean would.”
“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck I don’t give.”
“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”
“Let me tell you exactly where in hell you can go.”
“Fill a cup with your tears so I can drink them. Gotta keep hydrated.”
“I’m sorry, was I talking to you? The answer is no.”
“You couldn’t train a rock, much less a pet.”
“You couldn’t land a hit on a mountain.”
“Isn’t it past your bedtime, brat?”
There are bunnies in this flower pot
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everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers
So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!
If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else
Some big spicy joy pls
SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE
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rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink:
If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars
Need my $10
Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work
Man Discovers A Family Of Mice Living In His Garden, Builds Them A Miniature Village
For all my writers struggling with weaponry of the sword variety.
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May your 2019 be filled with even more 22k gold and crystal embellishments.
An agate shell. Minerals have grown in the voids of the shell and eventually replaced the shell too. (Source)