ISIS…like…….stop……for real -_-

*accidentally starts masturbating*

A world map without place names except for Bhutan and Greenland, which are labeled in the wrong places.

Thank you. I needed to see this today

Ghhbvhhbvgh vvvgh

Well... 🤷🏻‍♀️

have i told you guys about my favorite scene in maybe anything, ever? please watch one day at a time

remember wgen the eggplant emoji meant …. well … *blushes and runs off* **a crow pecks at phone and sends this post**

jdjdicoockgkrkr <<crow message

where am i

where you belong

Where will you go? - Somewhere I can live in peace with my friends. Don’t you see? I have a mission to help pigeons everywhere. Wherever there’s a bird in need of seed, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a helpless flock suffering some abuse, I’ll be there. Wherever there’s a pigeon with a weak wing or a broken beak, I’ll be there.

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

I gently sponge Gay Tom Hardy down

No, Pete, nooo

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