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blouse + star choker (ig: daisifies)

A tiny journal-ish gif-comic from a few tweets I made last night!  I believed this kind of stuff until I was 14 or so, which is pretty old in retrospect…

There used to be more but I accidentally saved over it :/

I did manage to recover one other page, though!

(the end!)

this is my favorite thing that I have ever seen in my entire life

This always reminds me of the quote from the end of the Cinderella remake that’s like,

“…And Ella continued to see the world not as it is, but as it could be, if only you believe in courage, and kindness, and occasionally, just a little bit… of magic.”

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

..go on…….

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

i say nothing

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

Thanks

youre welcome

hey look outside last night it

shit university students wear that movies do not prepare you for

8 thousand business major bros in navy blazers and khaki pants

the year is 2017. a ufo lands in your backyard. out steps a group of aliens.

you gasp. “are you here to find our leader and kill him??”

the alien in front seems alarmed. “no, no, we all come in peace, why would you-”

“oh.” you sigh dejectedly. “i just- we have a really bad president. like really evil bad, i just thought-” you start to tear up.

the alien places a hand on your shoulder. “hey now, it’s okay, maybe you can tell us all about him and we’ll- we’ll see what we can do.”

i made new tip jars at my job, team mystic is in the lead so far.

http://d.pr/i/qnta

UPDATE

TEAM VALOR

wait did someone on team mystic put their whole damn debit card in there

I like how in ORAS you can ride Latios/Latias bareback with literally no safety precautions (you even mega evolve it while on its back in midair for chrissake), but in Sun/Moon you have: a helmet, a special riding outfit, a saddle, and a harness when all you’re doing is riding a Tarous around

Alola cares about your safety. Hoenn will gladly watch a kid die.

Hoenn sent a kid into space in a scuba suit