THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

oh we missed the ten year anniversary of the worst post i’ve ever made

traffic again?

if y'all don't shut up about that woman and put on gasolina by daddy yankee.......

why would you charge me 2.49 for honey mustard. or even 99 cents. i know you have plenty. why can't i have some. do you hate me?

I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

no motivation sunday. let's all do nothing

Leonard Cohen, from Selected Poems

kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment

BORN TO AVOID

WORLD IS MY ROOM

I Am Loner Man

410,757,864,530 MISSED CONNECTIONS

Re-l Mayer

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind