claudiablacks:

stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating

You are being unraisinable.

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

Teal'c is a national treasure.

Jack & Teal'c - brothers (in arms)  | 7x22 Lost City (Part II)

please

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sg1 + character tropes: teal'c

“So did you do your interview with the documentary crew yet?” “Indeed.”

Tony Abbott remarked recently “I do hope our housing prices are increasing,” especially because he owns one in Sydney - a notoriously expensive place to buy property.

“But what about the next generation who won’t have the same luxuries as you?” asked a concerned politician. “Or even this generation of first home buyers who struggle as it is?”

“Well they can try and combine their wealth and bodies together into one giant creature. This way there will be less of a housing demand if the population combines 3 people into one. Problem solved! The poor can do that, right?”

He walked off chuckling to himself as he thought about how expensive his house was.

“Gosh it’s worth a lot… my word. Mmm-mmm, high housing prices.”

You guys have been so patient with my instagram travel photos lately, I sat down and colored these tonight. They’ll go up on Redbubble once I have a more stable connection ❤❤❤

Pooh stop running from your fucking problems

me

literally every time i see this post i expect it to be some sort of life lesson but no i just read “pooh stop running from your fucking problems” and die laughing mad at myself that i forgot

“Snape Snape Severus Snape DUMBLEDORE Potter, you were named after the catchiest puppet song I ever heard.”

HE DOES KNOW SOME THINGS

Your fav is problematic: bunnies

Mad Max + text posts