well if its for fucked up and horny reasons, then i guess its okay...

Sorry to all of the people who had to flee book Twitter because of Elon. I can simulate it for you right here though!

Author who wrote a YA book called something like "Crown of Suck and Bone": I wish I could put my English teacher down with a bolt gun for making me read Shakespeare instead of REAL literature like Love Simon in high school

Former Ana Mardoll reply guy: This. LITERALLY this. Expecting people like me, who have synesthesia, to read Shakespeare is rooted in

Person whose profile pic is Dostoevsky w/ huge naturals: I hope the world blows up tomorrow

heard porn bots might be following you guys again. sorry about that. but in some good news i have been gaining many new followers who are real stunningly beautiful women. welcome ladies :)

ID: a screenshot of a reply bubble by autisticspecialeducator reading ‘We should do this with Jeff Bezos.’ 

amazing

The lighting in these photos makes them look like an impressionist painting and I love it.

one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

turns out the creator of gandalf big naturals made the images while recovering from anesthesia for top surgery. this implies that the big naturals in question are, in fact, the artist's, and somehow migrated onto gandalf. this has major consequences.

Linked tweet:

@kh3finalmix oh beautiful

not a single recipe on earth is honest about how long it takes to caramelize onions

recipes shouldn’t even estimate how long it will take it should just say “caramelize onions (god help you — you’re now on onion time)”

so i was thinking about

post cancelled i got this notification as i was typing this and i think it’s trying to tell me something

you think there’s a film executive out there somewhere sitting in a dimly lit room with a cigarette between his teeth staring at the goncharov tweet his niece sent him thinking like…”what if we just..what if we just fuckin did it”

my take on serirei anime height difference

my in depth character analysis

im sorry the pic of shou isnt hi fi okay. im sorry you wanted to see all his pores or whatever. he's really hard to photograph and none ofyou understand

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goncharov

i'm glad we're finally reevaluating the muppet goncharov. i think it mostly suffered from being part of that early post-henson era where the loss was fresh enough people were holding all the new muppet media up to older stuff, and tbh muppet goncharov wasnt as good as muppet christmas carol but it wasn't the generally panned experience of muppets from space, so it just kind of got lost in the middle

fun fact if your breasts are somewhere between a 36C-36D then they weight about the same as your brain

if you're above a D-cup you've probably got more boob than brain

DON'T I KNOW IT