Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

Hey guys this blog is pretty much going to be inactive from now on. If you are really invested in following me for some reason, follow my blog @unholycannolis.

A friendly reminder ^ I'm pretty much dead now

i can never face my family again

You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?

when you’re friends with a mega asshole who’s only interested in doing things he’s told not to do

(based on the bonus chapter where rohan and tonio try to be morioh’s next top poachers)

Alright. Today 3/28/16 officially marks a whole year since I’ve had my boy Phantom Limb. I couldn’t have asked for a better snake. The first picture is the first time I’ve ever held him, the second one is when I finally brought him home and then our adventures in between then and this morning (the last picture). He’s my love and I can’t wait to see where the years take us.

Doctors Hate Her! Local woman is "just really mean to doctors", says one

“I couldn’t find this little girl’s parents so I trapped her with dinosaurs so she wouldn’t run off while I find them.”

Chaotic good.

this is fucking me up so bad

Frnkiero andthe cellebration 12/28/14

AU where all the ridiculous fake Tumblr shit is real

The down with cis bus is a wanted terrorist group. Japanese moon melons are the most popular crop, popular with millennials. There are girls with purple eyes and no periods. World hunger is solved by infinite chocolate. And always, ALWAYS, there are people clapping. It’s just a background noise, like the chirping of birds or rustling of leaves. There is always a distant sound of applause.

this is my favorite reptilian image. they look less like an intimidating alien being and more like your weird neighbor knocking on your door at 9:30 pm in the winter apologetically asking to borrow your vacuum or something.