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Ken Is A Casual Pleb

@lelmon / lelmon.tumblr.com

***** Chloe / Lelly / 27 / Female / Ace / Irish ***** Queen Of Eternaween *****
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my favorite character type is a character that is gay but they have no romantic chemistry with anyone because of how fucking insane they are

what the fuck

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vixibombae

best moments in gaming journalism

highlights:

  • “What’s with all the fucking gaijin in this area?” “Dude, don’t say that, use gaikokujin, it’s nicer.” “Oh, shit, right. What’s with all the fucking gaikokujin in this area?”
  • “The breaded pork cutlet bento box is like mega power. More than ramen. That’s accurate.”
  • all of them start dragging kiryu for his shitty cheap shirt for five minutes
  • “Shooting people sends a message.” “So does shooting anything.”
  • (after being told that massage parlors, mahjong, and hostess clubs were cut from the US version) “I feel sorry for the people who bought the American version. SEGA USA sucks.”
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tramampoline
S: I don’t know any ex-yakuza running orphanages. K: There was one a few years ago. A good guy. M: You sure it wasn’t just a tax shelter? K: Sure it was a tax shelter but he ran it like a legitimate thing. You know.
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enemy-stand
“Author’s note: A heated discussion takes place as to whether the game is stereotyping the yakuza, which is resolved when Midoriyama, a now-retired former mid-level faction boss, points out that the stereotypes about the yakuza are more or less correct, with the exception of their alleged prowess in martial arts.“

i’ve seen these quotes a hundred times but never the full article — 200k notes and i’ve never seen someone mention the guy saying “they should let kiryu smoke meth”

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zim-kinnie

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

It’s true and you should say it.

Я isnt R
Р isnt P
В isnt B

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

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shimmedmilk

you mean, like, ня?

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aveture

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

ня

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

НЯ

НЯ
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exvind

OH. GOD.

I won’t survive seeing кошкодевочки trending here

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pukicho

shout out to people who DONT hurt my feelings

ok worm

You're my greatest enemy. I will add a single grain of sand to your room every day until you succumb to the desert.

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doin-mybest

Love you puki, thank you for making me laugh and smile. I don't know how often you hear this, but thank you.

You're my best friend. I will add a single grain of sand to your room every day until you succumb to the desert.

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durbikins

Counter Strike: Global Offensive

this guys videos are fucking incredible i really want everyone to watch them

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seelcudoom

this man is like midas but with knives instead of gold, he can make anything a knife, sicssor knives ,ice knives, cardboard knives, tiny knives if it can be made into a knife he will do it, and if he cant, he will do it anyway because fuck you

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webbut

This doesn’t even have the best one. One time he made a knife out of ravioli then proceeded to use the knife made out of ravioli to cut up cheese and tomatoes and basil and shit then took the ravioli knife that he had used to cut up his other ingredients and cooked said knife with those ingredients and ate the fucking knife!

ate the fucking knife
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karpad

nah, his best one? he made a knife out of smoke.

You know how to sharpen smoke? this guy does.

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synthicyde

Let’s not forget everything else in his videos.

  • The googly eyes he puts on things
  • His cow jugs
  • The empty fridge that only contains Jack Daniels Chocolate
  • That one time a bear figurine possessed with a demon would attack him if he didn’t pet it so he had to build a machine that constantly rolled the bear against brushes so he would be safe long enough to finish the knife
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