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@onedeyonce-blog / onedeyonce-blog.tumblr.com

i don't use this anymore oops
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me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

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you know those shows that are like tumblr funny? like the screenshots make it look good but then you watch the show and you’re just sitting there straight faced for half an hour? please let them die i am tired of being deceived

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Team “I imagined a scenario too hard and it upset me”

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