a mess ™

if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

Ok like 100% guaranteed way to make me laugh is to send me a joke that takes out the superlative/adjective from a phrase that should have one like

it won't fail

one of the jokes ever

theres a twitter post thats like "do you guys have any music you listen to where you just...dont know anything about the band members??" as if thats strange and abnormal

rb with the time & where you’re sitting rn

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

@ mutuals

ok so ....... why is “you don’t need to disclose your entire medical history for your experiences as a nd/disabled/etc person to be valid” a controversial take

no seriously i mean this actually. people will list their entire diagnostic histories in their little carrds out of fear that they’ll post abt something and someone will come to them and say “hey you don’t list that you’re such and such, you can’t talk about this” as if you have the right to judge ppls experiences in the first place; if someone posts a vent abt their chronic pain and your first instinct is to like check their bio and see if they list that they’ve got a health condition somewhere that “validates” their vent you should probably stop worrying about other people and get therapy or something

this is ok to rb actually

i like songs that you need to break in, like new shoes

it might not be hitting for you the first few times, but by the 8th listen it’s like, so good

im always looking forward to breakfast and coffee, even after I have my breakfast and coffee I’m excited for the next day’s breakfast and coffee

dni i can’t hold a conversation

elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders

people will ask me the most generic question about me and I’ll be like “I’ll get back to you about that”

“what bands do you like”

me: wait let me go check spotify