Hi!! Reblogging this a second time to inform everyone theyre nonbinary!! They use they/them pronouns!! (also check them out on tiktok their videos are wonderful)

If you see this image while scrolling it means you have seen the Joe Biden of enjoying ice cream and money.

Reblog for money, happiness, and ice cream.

😂 he cracks me up

i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.

“It might be nice, it might be nice,

To have a velociraptor on your side”

TALK LESS

(Rex!)

SMILE MORE

(Rex!)

DON’T LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU’RE AGAINST OR WHAT YOU’RE FOR

(Rex!)

SHAKE HANDS WITH HIM!

(Rex!)

CHARM HER!

IT’S 2020, LADIES, TELL EVERYONE VOTE FOR REX!

I don’t like pterodactyl

Well he’s gonna lose, that’s just defeatist

And Triceratops?

In love with France!

I like Rex I can’t believe we’re here with him :D

he seems approachable?

Like you can grab a beer with him

Dear Mr velociraptor, your fellow dinos would like how you’ll be voting

It’s quiet uptown…

Dear Mr velociraptor, pterodactyl doesn’t stand a chance, so who are you promoting?

It’s quiet uptown…

Triceratops or Rex? We know it’s lose-lose

Triceratops or Rex? But if you had to choose

Well if it isn’t Tyrannosaurus Rex, sir?

Velociraptor!

You’ve created quite a stir, sir.

I’m going door to door

You’re openly campaigning?

Sure!

Thats new

Honestly, it’s kinda draining

Rex

Sir

Is there anything you wouldn’t do?

No, I’m chasing what I want, and you know what?

What?

I learned that from you

If you had to choose, if you had to choose

It’s a tie

If you had to choose, if you had to choose

It’s up to the delegates

If you had to choose, if you had to choose

It’s up to velociraptor!

If you had to choose, if you had to choose (Triceratops or Rex?)

If you had to choose, choose (Triceratops or Rex?)

Yo!

The dinos are asking to hear my vote

The land is facing a difficult choice

And if you were to ask me who I’d promote?

Triceratops has my vote

I have never agreed with Triceratops once

We have fought on 75 different fronts

But when all is said and all is done:

Triceratops has beliefs,

Rex has none

Well I’ll be damned, well I’ll be damned.

Velociraptor’s on your side

Well I’ll be damned, well I’ll be damned.

And: you won on a landslide

Congrats on a race well run, I did give you a fight

Uh huh?

I look forward to our partnership

Our partnership?

As your vice president

*Triceratops roar* yeah right!

You hear this guy? Dino openly campaigns against me, talking ‘bout, “I look forward to our partnership”

It is crazy that the dino who comes in second gets to be vice president

Oh you know what we can change that, you know why?

Why?

Cause I’m the president

Rex, if you see velociraptor, thank him for the endorsement

Checking out his best moves in the mirror.

Happy National Coming Out Day! 🏳️‍🌈⚔️

“There are other forces at work in this world besides the will of evil.”

Best go vote add I’ve seen, maybe ever

“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know.  If anyone does, please tell me! Edit:  Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art.  The genius in question is LordJazor !  Thank you!

“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers” “for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle” BLESS THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogged recently, but worth reblogging again.

Nothing can top this lol

My Ribs! 

AND SHE WAS HELLA FINE. I’m sobbing.

“TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES, LITTLE MAN!”

Living for the twelfth century rendition of the coffin dance at the end

wednesday night mood

old fashioned breakcore

My son off the shits!!

certified iconic post

Vampire and werewolf dating

OP I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T CREDIT THIS, BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH MORE!

This is an ongoing series by @sarahseeandersen called “Fangs” - it’s absolutely worth following and keeping up with!

https://tapas.io/episode/1559785

Sharing the credited version!

In

no

particular

order

really cool. so its a goth and a hippie

Me and whatever goth gf I’m given

I did not realize this was by Sarah Andersen! The hardcover for this series just came out less than a WEEK ago too with some exclusive pages and you better believe I just bought it. (This is why crediting work is so important, too.)

sometimes i just sit and think about ways a genie can grant wishes.

Huh. Cute!

The amazing digital art of Stephen Stark

stuff I like

- when the person kidnapped by the villain is all ‘no one’s going to come for me’ and 

- someone does, but it’s the person they’d least expect

- EVERYONE COMES because wow, maybe I am depressed because I didn’t think I knew this many people, much less that they liked me

- no one comes and the villain gets pissed on their captive’s behalf and treats them better than their former associates did

- they rescue themselves and everyone’s so impressed but the person yells because I AM CAPABLE AND YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST NOTICED I’D BEEN KIDNAPPED

- they get rescued by a deus ex machina, preferably their dad/mom/grandma/old associate who is exponentially cooler than the heroes 

basically, I like it when people get rescued and get validation

Can I add: people getting rescued by their pets.

I also really love when a person gets kidnapped and is utterly unsfraid because they know that a specific person is coming for them and oh boy did that villain make a mistake kidnapping them.

@cptprocrastination I think a Prime example of this was when Kas’en got taken. WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT TURNED OUT FOR THE TAKERS. :D