You're Dandy Like Candy

some kid in my class next to me went to their calendar app and set a reminder on january 12th, 2058 at 7pm to die and then just closed it.

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

This post came into my home and murdered me with a crucifix

@machtaholic

Artwork for the 2019 Halloween Festival merchandise at the Pokémon Centers in Japan!

please take the bulbasaur of purification

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

next time he’ll think before he cheats

Cat discovers oranges and discovers that he doesn’t like them. (via nevermndthealbatross)

Wait for it.

All of the jonas brothers songs are classics and if you don’t think of them as such then we can’t be friends, in fact don’t ever speak to me pls

I found this in October and scheduled it for today becuase I morally couldn’t a) share this during Halloween, or b) not share it at all.

Happy Christmas.