under communism we all have to share one toothbrush with this man

Me on Grindr starting conversations literally the same way i would in any other social context involving a stranger: “Hi”

The gays:

Hewwo! this is youw captain spweaking.. we awe appwoaching the bewmuda twiangle! \(´・ω・`\)

HEWW— gdsdfhgasz9,,dghag65222]’’skdghawto34;pj6256'6

i want to see my little boy.. here he comes

Remember when George Bush started one of the most unnecessary conflicts on earth and ruined the lives of millions in Iraq, remember when just last year people sanitized his image to that of an old man who just paints and even liberals were talking about how he’s actually good now. Give it 15 years, it’ll happen for Trump too

Same energy

Bob Ross gets it.

Ya but you gotta specify… frost glacier freeze or cool blue you can’t just say “blue” bc there’s more than one blue….

blue and light blue nice try officer

“Oh what a brave soul.

He’s proud to be straight, but like a host that feeds, bigotry inebriates.

No one’s ever been compromised for being a white, straight male with two blue eyes.”

might delete but felt cute in this

ily = i love you ilysm = i love you so much ywmbaily = you were brother anakin i loved you

@sadsappysuckr

PSA

theres a new product by verzion called “hum” that allows your parents to track your car and places you go, if your parents are controlling like mine please check under your steering wheel to make sure that they havent installed this

here is what it looks like installed:

you can read more about it here, and here- this excerpt sums up what information Hum will send: 

“a car’s owner will be able to get notified on their phone when the vehicle leaves a pre-determined area or drives faster than a set speed… [Hum] will enable location tracking and a driving log, which measures travel times, engine idle times, and average speeds.” 

People in abusive relationships, please check your cars.

DO NOT TRY TO UNPLUG IT BY YOURSELF!

This isn’t even a good thing for kids wtf. TRUST YOUR CHILDREN.

reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles

trying to prove a point to my cat

Everytime I see this comic I always feel a bit happier

This is so important. So so so so soooo important. Seeing people that look like you being displayed in their truth and being exalted changes your life.

when i make an important phonecall