ladies and gentlemen this is the countess speaking

I’ve got a war in my mind so i just Blog

I want you to step back from the guacamole dip

I WANT YOU TO PUT THE CHICKEN FINGERS DOWN

Top Bruce moment for me tbh

why don't you try writing an iconic ad for coke and maybe you'll calm down

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hello girls good news from the sewers

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be weird about tv

here’s how bob odenkirk can still win

i hate myself for doing this

my beautiful daughter named forehead 😍

i am suffering